The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 10 Jan 2013, 14:12

*muffled, from inside the barrel of the cannon*

It would work better if you load it with something flammable. A herd of alpaca's isn't combustible enough!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 10 Jan 2013, 14:25

what happens if i pull this string?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby General Michi » 10 Jan 2013, 14:26

The alpacas are now diamonds!
We put the brick on the accelerator.

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 10 Jan 2013, 14:59

is that more or less combustible?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby General Michi » 10 Jan 2013, 15:23

It's more or less combustible.
We put the brick on the accelerator.

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 10 Jan 2013, 15:43

Oh! I thought that was a lightswitch.


*continues waiting*

ps. That is one finely sculpted alpaca-diamond
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby ex-Lurker » 11 Jan 2013, 19:53

*Steals alpaca-diamond for use in doomsday laser*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 12 Jan 2013, 03:27

A doomsday laser? That's a-llama-ing
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 12 Jan 2013, 03:30

*smacks Keab upside the head with the doomsday laser*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 12 Jan 2013, 09:40

Somebody stole my hands all I have left is puns...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Efhan » 12 Jan 2013, 10:15

"Ii2 kk goiing around 2tealing hand2 again? Fuck, Ii need two 2top him. Gamzee, kk ii2 2tealing hand2 again!"

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 12 Jan 2013, 12:25

*gives Elfhan some mind honey*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Efhan » 13 Jan 2013, 01:41

YOU SHOULD NEVER EAT THE MIND HONEY!

*eats it*

Oh, shit.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 13 Jan 2013, 02:38

*Goes to find the mind-bleach*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby empath » 13 Jan 2013, 04:02

I prefer mental floss - you don't have to worry about using too much.

*hands Dutch a roll of same*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 13 Jan 2013, 06:20

So help me, I'll rip out my own brain and spine then use them as a flail to beat you to death
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby General Michi » 13 Jan 2013, 06:50

Unless you're brain is spikey I don't think that's a good weapon of choice.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 13 Jan 2013, 10:20

You could try but I think you'll find yourself lacking in... support...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 13 Jan 2013, 13:42

Right! That does it!

*Crack*

*schloeeerrrrrp........ cruk!*

*BOOOM!*



Shit! I forgot the cannon!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 13 Jan 2013, 13:49

why are you shouting "BOOOM!" like that?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 13 Jan 2013, 13:58

Because the cannon was shy.

Its possible that I shouldn't have been stood in front of it. Did anyone see where my leg went?


*hops*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 13 Jan 2013, 14:10

Ah, my bad. Dog was hungry and I was out of food... do you want it back? Only a bit chewed at the toes?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 14 Jan 2013, 00:02

*opens trench coat* looking for a new leg?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 14 Jan 2013, 09:44

ooo! Nice selection, I'll take the wildebeest haunch
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 14 Jan 2013, 10:44

hey! gimme my leg back! youve made me hopping mad!
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