The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Wait, what property of yours is being damaged?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Your brain, head, and nerve endings. Obviously.
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Wait.
When did those become your property?
When did those become your property?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
I told you, yesterday.
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Damn my unconcious hands.
At least iv gotten rid of them so i cant sign anything.
At least iv gotten rid of them so i cant sign anything.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Don't be silly. The amount of blood you've splashed all over the place has gotten you signed onto at least five more contracts. Including one that only applies to cows, for some reason.
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But i made sure to cauterize the stumps as quickly as possible, how did any blood splash anywhere?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
You cut off your hands. No matter how quickly you tried to cauterize them, there was some blood. XD Also, you know, your hands had a lot of blood in them.
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Um... Just warning you. I can't sign contracts anymore. Don't ask why, just know I now have more reason to not drink.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Then why did you sign this contract stating that you will sign any contract put before you without question for the rest of your days in the bag??
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
I think that's his reason to not drink.
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God dammit i knew i shouldve drained my hands before i cut them off.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a vampire, if you need any blood drained.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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No, I signed that before... THAT happened. But I can't sign contracts anymore. Or, I can't sign a contract that will keep existing after that.
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I was going to invite a lawyer in to the bag to review all these contracts.
But I think the bag is bad enough as it is, a lawyer would be a step too far.
But I think the bag is bad enough as it is, a lawyer would be a step too far.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
*Contracts are now on fire*
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*fire is now pudding*
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We also dont want to have to make another pentagram with goats blood just to get the lawyer here. That stuffs hard to clean up.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Quickest way to clean up blood is with saliva, I find. Just saying...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Today I learned: Never sign any papers and/or pudding Fayili presents you with. That said...GOOD GOD LOOK AT ALL THIS BLOOD AND PUDDING.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
I get a penny for every time you say that. Tomorrow I get to go to the 99c Store and buy anything I want.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Could you pick me up a syringe of the damned while you're there? I'll pay you in Kapols
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Are there are more than one Kapoli, or is the Kapol economy just really screwy?
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Well by "Kapols" I meant pieces of one segmented Kapol.
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