The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 30 Jan 2013, 12:51

Wait, what property of yours is being damaged?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 30 Jan 2013, 12:52

Your brain, head, and nerve endings. Obviously.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 30 Jan 2013, 12:57

Wait.
When did those become your property?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 30 Jan 2013, 12:58

I told you, yesterday.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 30 Jan 2013, 13:03

Damn my unconcious hands.
At least iv gotten rid of them so i cant sign anything.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 30 Jan 2013, 13:04

Don't be silly. The amount of blood you've splashed all over the place has gotten you signed onto at least five more contracts. Including one that only applies to cows, for some reason.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 30 Jan 2013, 13:13

But i made sure to cauterize the stumps as quickly as possible, how did any blood splash anywhere?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 30 Jan 2013, 13:18

You cut off your hands. No matter how quickly you tried to cauterize them, there was some blood. XD Also, you know, your hands had a lot of blood in them.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Efhan » 30 Jan 2013, 13:35

Um... Just warning you. I can't sign contracts anymore. Don't ask why, just know I now have more reason to not drink.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 30 Jan 2013, 13:45

Then why did you sign this contract stating that you will sign any contract put before you without question for the rest of your days in the bag??
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 30 Jan 2013, 13:51

I think that's his reason to not drink.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 30 Jan 2013, 14:20

God dammit i knew i shouldve drained my hands before i cut them off.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby ex-Lurker » 31 Jan 2013, 00:16

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a vampire, if you need any blood drained.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Efhan » 31 Jan 2013, 02:49

No, I signed that before... THAT happened. But I can't sign contracts anymore. Or, I can't sign a contract that will keep existing after that.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Fezzul » 31 Jan 2013, 12:51

I was going to invite a lawyer in to the bag to review all these contracts.

But I think the bag is bad enough as it is, a lawyer would be a step too far.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 31 Jan 2013, 13:03

*Contracts are now on fire*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 31 Jan 2013, 13:52

*contracts are now fire*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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*fire is now pudding*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 31 Jan 2013, 14:35

We also dont want to have to make another pentagram with goats blood just to get the lawyer here. That stuffs hard to clean up.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Fezzul » 01 Feb 2013, 11:51

Quickest way to clean up blood is with saliva, I find. Just saying...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ringo803 » 01 Feb 2013, 12:03

Today I learned: Never sign any papers and/or pudding Fayili presents you with. That said...GOOD GOD LOOK AT ALL THIS BLOOD AND PUDDING.

...if I had a nickel for every time I've had to say that.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Fezzul » 01 Feb 2013, 12:05

I get a penny for every time you say that. Tomorrow I get to go to the 99c Store and buy anything I want.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby General Michi » 01 Feb 2013, 14:49

Could you pick me up a syringe of the damned while you're there? I'll pay you in Kapols
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ringo803 » 01 Feb 2013, 21:43

Are there are more than one Kapoli, or is the Kapol economy just really screwy?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby General Michi » 02 Feb 2013, 02:10

Well by "Kapols" I meant pieces of one segmented Kapol.
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