The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Cerk » 22 Feb 2013, 09:27

Geoff_B wrote:... wut


i know rite
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 22 Feb 2013, 12:05

*casually murders Cerk*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Cerk » 22 Feb 2013, 12:14

Oh. Well. That's uuuun-fortunate. It's a good thing Kapol ate the concept of death.

... he -did- do that at some point, right? Right...?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Master Gunner » 22 Feb 2013, 12:15

I dunno, not my job to keep track of these things.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 22 Feb 2013, 12:55

What? Then what have I been paying you for all this time??
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Master Gunner » 22 Feb 2013, 12:57

I thought it was just for my dashing good looks.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 22 Feb 2013, 14:46

this all sounds a bit dangrous
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 22 Feb 2013, 15:03

Well I'm not paying you to sit around, strike a pose!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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1. The Larch
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 22 Feb 2013, 16:20

1. The Larch
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 22 Feb 2013, 17:49

I wanted to be a lumberjack.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Efhan » 23 Feb 2013, 00:12

WAIT! I still haven't gotten all the backup singers!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 23 Feb 2013, 03:22

its okay. he'll fill in the time giving someone the recording of a haircut.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 23 Feb 2013, 05:32

Efhan, you can't recruit back up singers driving around in a dirty van with 'free sweets' on the side. (except Geoff)

Try using blow darts too.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 23 Feb 2013, 05:51

SWEETS? WHERE SWEETS? GIVE ME SWEETS! WANT SWEETS NOW!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 23 Feb 2013, 06:24

Here have this Crunchy Frog
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 23 Feb 2013, 08:02

Here Geoff does this handkerchief smell like Chloroform to you?
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Postby DSmaster21 » 23 Feb 2013, 09:42

Let me see I have a very acute sense of smell. Indeed it does sm
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 23 Feb 2013, 10:14

*Announcement gong*

Honored inhabitants of the bag, this is a message from Omniverse International.

Due the owner of this universe falling behind on his Random Universe payments to Omniverse International, this bag, including its content, has been confiscated in lieu of payment.

Any inhabitants have 10 days to leave the bag. Only living organisms are allowed to leave this universe. Any material objects have become the sole property of Omniverse International. Those who wish to stay are asked to sign a standard Omniverse International Continuation of Existence Agreement at the branch office, due to open in broom closet 314 in 2 hours. The branch office will be open between the hours of 1 and Gerbil Red every day for the next Groomlip days. Anyone still in the bag after 10 days will be legally assumed to have agreed to the terms of the standard OICEA and subject to financial obligations to Omniverse International for use of continued existence and the penalties for failing to fullfill these obligations.

Please remember any OICEA signed previously for any other existence, real or imaginary, in this universe or any other realm, plane of existence or bag is not considered valid for continued existence in this bag.

This has been a message from Omniverse International. Remember: We own YOU!

*End of announcement gong*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 23 Feb 2013, 11:29

*helpfully hands Dutch guy forms, stamps, and ink pads*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 23 Feb 2013, 12:11

This is an interesting development. What are the terms of continued existence?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 23 Feb 2013, 12:12

Sorry, those are the R3477DriggelTrink forms. You'll need the R3477DriggelBrank forms for an OICEA. And I hardly think this occasion warrants the darkish blue-magenta inkpads. Common blue will do for the lot of you!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 23 Feb 2013, 12:27

Sorry, sir. It's been so long since I was needed for OI business that I'd clean forgot where most of the forms were!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 23 Feb 2013, 12:50

People have been fired for less.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 23 Feb 2013, 12:54

this all sounds very dangrous...
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