The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 23 Feb 2013, 13:19

It's fine, I'll never get the the end of the 10 days because I live my life in the moment, specifically one in 1952. I'm in a field..... somewhere.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby ex-Lurker » 23 Feb 2013, 13:30

How does one vacate the Bag? I thought that it was impossible.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 23 Feb 2013, 15:00

*Announcement gong*

Thats not our problem

*End of announcement gong*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 23 Feb 2013, 15:16

Hey Announcement Gong,what does Elomin owe? Also what's behind this curtain over here?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 23 Feb 2013, 15:45

Broom Closet 314? Isn't that the one that leads to the various incarnations of Hinamizawa? This could get messy...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 23 Feb 2013, 15:46

and while we're at it whatever happened to ahs nimole and eolmin sha?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 23 Feb 2013, 16:26

I think I remember something about a semi hitting one, or both.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 23 Feb 2013, 19:02

I'm not worried.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Fezzul » 23 Feb 2013, 19:02

Ah crap, that gong woke up the gimp...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 24 Feb 2013, 03:17

*Yawn* Morning.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Master Gunner » 24 Feb 2013, 10:32

Oh, hey Elomin.

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ahs Nimole » 24 Feb 2013, 12:44

Geoff_B wrote:and while we're at it whatever happened to ahs nimole and eolmin sha?


You called sirrah?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 24 Feb 2013, 12:56

okay youre still here. wheres the lady?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 24 Feb 2013, 14:31

and why did you forget to pay your taxes?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Fezzul » 24 Feb 2013, 15:04

And why did no one tell me that Elomin and the Gimp are the same person?

I am so disillusioned right now...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ahs Nimole » 24 Feb 2013, 15:53

Taxes? What taxes? I left instructions that you were all to pay my associate, the Pmig!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby empath » 24 Feb 2013, 18:10

Charlie Brown is the dragon; Karl Rove was joined by the Super Bowl. Fnord.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Pmigtankat » 25 Feb 2013, 03:56

I... You.... Huh?

One second, let me put down my mojito

Yeah, I never got any money, I certainly didn't embezzle everything, run away to a tropical island or spend valuable time fucking around and redownloading GIMP purely to make a single, solitary joke.

No siree.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 25 Feb 2013, 04:19

O_O
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Cerk » 25 Feb 2013, 08:54

Dedication to comedy, I like that.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DSmaster21 » 25 Feb 2013, 09:32

How long was I asleep?

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 25 Feb 2013, 10:24

Not so much asleep as comatose really, we drew things on your face, balanced beer cans on your torso and signed you up for endowment mortgages on time shares in the Philippines.

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Gap Filler » 01 Mar 2013, 07:43

Five minutes I leave the thread and this is the state it's in when I get back.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 01 Mar 2013, 08:20

says the man with infinity and giant moths in his signature :P
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 01 Mar 2013, 12:04

I did my best! *sob*

But it's still intact
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