The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 17 Mar 2013, 03:54

*spills coffee on Ptangmatik's crotch*
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Postby Ptangmatik » 17 Mar 2013, 03:56

It had to be done!
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Postby Master Gunner » 17 Mar 2013, 10:24

I will cut you.

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 17 Mar 2013, 10:34

Try it and we'll see if your margins are big enough that we can turn you into Battlestar Galactica style paper.
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Postby Geoff_B » 18 Mar 2013, 00:36

*keab is now number 6*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 18 Mar 2013, 01:35

Keab's a futuristic authoritarian city?
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Postby Ptangmatik » 18 Mar 2013, 02:31

and there was me picturing a styrofoam suit sesame street line up and dance number
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Postby DSmaster21 » 18 Mar 2013, 04:42

*DSmaster wakes up*
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Postby Geoff_B » 18 Mar 2013, 05:04

*smacks DSMaster with a large turkey*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 18 Mar 2013, 14:59

Alright. It's time.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 18 Mar 2013, 15:04

It's VADER TIME!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 18 Mar 2013, 15:10

What? No. It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-duel.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 18 Mar 2013, 15:10

its business, it's business tiiiimme

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Edit: Duel time? Aren't you supposed to slap someone with your glove for that?
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Postby Elomin Sha » 18 Mar 2013, 16:14

Duel time is after nap time, not before, which is also after food-nap time but after pants time. I think you people are making up times.
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Postby Geoff_B » 18 Mar 2013, 16:37

Now? It's ADVENTURE TIME! :D
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Fezzul » 18 Mar 2013, 17:15

Ok, fine, adventure time. Roll stats everyone.

Here are mine:

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Perception 1
Endurance 1
Charisma 1
Intelligence 1
Agility 1
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DeltaStrata » 18 Mar 2013, 17:37

So, what's this all about?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Master Gunner » 18 Mar 2013, 18:07

Now THAT is a loaded question.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DeltaStrata » 18 Mar 2013, 23:00

Well, don't barrel me over with answers all at once. I just thought I'd take stocke of the situation.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 19 Mar 2013, 01:00

Nope. No more puns. I forbid it.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Master Gunner » 19 Mar 2013, 06:07

In that case, please, go on.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 19 Mar 2013, 11:19

(So now, for my FINAL, I'm writing about feminist or anti-feminist tropes in the novels of my Russian SciFi class.)
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 20 Mar 2013, 02:30

DeltaStrata wrote:So, what's this all about?


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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 20 Mar 2013, 03:40

DeltaStrata wrote:So, what's this all about?

Broom closets, fire, clubs, fire, explosives, bags, dragons *boop*, fire, Kapol, disregard for physics, and fire.


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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 20 Mar 2013, 03:43

Things eating other things.

And it is more than a disregard for just physics.
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