The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
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Huh so I guess I can turn it on then.
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Hey, why am I a giant weevil?
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Hey, why am I a giant weevil?
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You know what you did.
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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*Hands Ptang an EMP grenade*
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Pronouced em-puh.
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
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If you need art, I take commissions, PM me.
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So am I now the Em-puh-rer?
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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*Drops a toilet on Ptang*
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Well he's got a throne now...
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Preacher wrote:Do you have one of those for every occasion, Phailhammer?
FictionPress stories:Geoff_B wrote:And lo, the plot to end the world was undone by a bandwidth exceeded notice.
The Vitaris Insurrection, The Outbreak (The latter not written by me, but I am in it.)
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An enemy? But I though X-L was on my side!
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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He was never really on your side.
(Also, I'm glad people got the pun)
(Also, I'm glad people got the pun)
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*Keab's grenade explodes* Wow, thisss jurss aaaaaaain mah ah daaayyyyyy......
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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HHHeeeeeeyyyyy wwwwwwwhhhhhhhyyyyyy iiiiiissssssssssssssss eeeevvverrryyyttthhhiiinnnngggg iiiinnnnn ssslllooowww mmmmooottttiiiioooonnn?
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########SYSTEM rebooting. Please hold...########
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Hello World.
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World is so rude, tons of people have greeted it and its never replied even once.
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I'M BACK, YOU CHUMPS!!!
Edit: Back from Art school. Art school is hard, you guys.
Edit: Back from Art school. Art school is hard, you guys.
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war...and other things that are not war.
I survived spaMEGAdon and all I got was this lousy signature joke.
I survived spaMEGAdon and all I got was this lousy signature joke.
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HEY IT'S YOU.
Welcome back!
Welcome back!
They/them/their pronouns
twitch: armadillorampant
twitch: armadillorampant
- Ptangmatik
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WHAT? I thought you were dead? The voices all told me you were dead, they're never usually wrong.
Quad Erat Demonstranium you must be dead. Now hold this grenade and get back into your coffin.
Quad Erat Demonstranium you must be dead. Now hold this grenade and get back into your coffin.
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Hiya Ringo, I'm here to greet you in the traditional way.
*Flamethrowers*
*Flamethrowers*
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voicesTHEVOICESthevoicesTHEVOICESthevoicesVOICESvoicesTHEVOICESthevoices
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Aw, you guys! It really warms my heart and, due to massive flame-based damage, MOST of the rest of my body, to know that you all care enough about me to murder me to death!
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only war...and other things that are not war.
I survived spaMEGAdon and all I got was this lousy signature joke.
I survived spaMEGAdon and all I got was this lousy signature joke.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
It's ok Ringo, I'll murder you to life again. That's how stabbing works. I know because of science.
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
At least that is how stabbing works in The Bag.
We are all made of star dust. However we are also made of nuclear waste.
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We're almost at 300 pages of murder, randomness and random murder.
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