The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 30 Nov 2013, 07:21

Huh? Nude? Why didn't you say so earlier!?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Drecon » 30 Nov 2013, 07:25

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 30 Nov 2013, 07:57

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark Nuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 30 Nov 2013, 08:22

I find this all highly inappropriate.

Please continue
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby ex-Lurker » 01 Dec 2013, 09:18

What? I don't have to follow your RULES!

*Morphs into a sweater*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 01 Dec 2013, 09:30

No rules means no pants or sweaters for that matter.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Fezzul » 01 Dec 2013, 09:52

Sweater? I hardly know her...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby TomBrend » 01 Dec 2013, 10:26

Sweaters are so 1999!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Drecon » 01 Dec 2013, 11:59

Hey, menswear thread is over there. Here we set things on fire.

Although setting sweaters on fire is probably allowed.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 01 Dec 2013, 12:13

*Dons asbestos sweater*

Try it.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 01 Dec 2013, 13:03

They're Jumpers I tell you, Jumpers!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 01 Dec 2013, 14:14

Jumpers for goalposts.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Drecon » 01 Dec 2013, 14:33

Keab42 wrote:They're Jumpers I tell you, Jumpers!


Jumper I hardly knew ´er.

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 01 Dec 2013, 15:40

flat'er? I 'ardly knew 'er!

Because I can't pass a horse's corpse without giving it a good wallop
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby TomBrend » 01 Dec 2013, 16:21

Jumpy, I hardly knew ye.

Where are the legs with which you run, when first you went to carry a gun?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 01 Dec 2013, 16:25

I dunno about you, but on me they're on either side of my willy
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby ex-Lurker » 03 Dec 2013, 17:34

Wait, why are you giving the location of your body parts with respect to your penis?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 04 Dec 2013, 01:47

HEY Hey hey.

ALWAYS have respect for your penis
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 04 Dec 2013, 05:48

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Drecon » 04 Dec 2013, 14:09

AT the very least have respect for mine.

*raises it in the air*

Respect it!!!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 05 Dec 2013, 02:44

I KNEW it'd only be so long before this thread turned into an orgy
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 05 Dec 2013, 03:51

It wasn't already?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 05 Dec 2013, 11:01

Only when Elomin wasn't looking.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 05 Dec 2013, 16:13

Damnit Keab! Put your trousers back on
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby ex-Lurker » 05 Dec 2013, 20:54

If you don't I'm unleashing my swarm of jellyfish. They'll have tiny jet-backs, no detachable dongs will save you!
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