The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
You can't prove anything!
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Damnit! °ceases to exist°
Just one more thing though, where were you on the night of the 22nd? Because if you were truly at the butcher's buying a litre of sausages, why then would you have found it necessary to borrow the gardener's shears on the following Tuesday?
Just one more thing though, where were you on the night of the 22nd? Because if you were truly at the butcher's buying a litre of sausages, why then would you have found it necessary to borrow the gardener's shears on the following Tuesday?
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The really good kind of sausages can't be separated with the tools of mortals. And as everyone knows, gardening shears were sent here from the dimension of the immortals, so they usually do the trick.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Maybe.
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I find this explanation highly refutable, yet strangely comforting; maybe its the slippers I'm wearing.
Have you or a member of your cat posse ever been a member of the communist party, raised a glass in honour of Comrade Lenin, or detonated a party popper in the direction of an abstract representation of a hammer and/or sickle?
Have you or a member of your cat posse ever been a member of the communist party, raised a glass in honour of Comrade Lenin, or detonated a party popper in the direction of an abstract representation of a hammer and/or sickle?
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Dammit Ptang, I'm a doctor, not a cat!
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JUST AS I SUSPECTED! I submit then, that were the court to examine the accused's dictionary, the word 'murder' would be CLOSELY followed by the word 'must'
THUS I put it to you, the jury of Brighton pier, that Robo is in fact INNOC- no, wait errr GUILTY of all charges!
THUS I put it to you, the jury of Brighton pier, that Robo is in fact INNOC- no, wait errr GUILTY of all charges!
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*Starts knotting a noose*
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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That's not how you execute someone at a pier! With the court's permission, I would like to set up a plank to walk off for the loser of the trial.
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I'm afraid fulfilling that request is quite impossible at this juncture, the only plank we have spare at the moment is being used as your defense attorney.
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Well, he IS just a lawyer, and therefore expendable, so...
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Well now you've gone and hurt his feelings, I don't see how he can be an effective barrister.
Aww, now he's taken up smoking again, three years after the habit left him a charred version of his former self, propping up a bar in the Deep South of Dorset.
Aww, now he's taken up smoking again, three years after the habit left him a charred version of his former self, propping up a bar in the Deep South of Dorset.
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In other news, rumours are flying about Ptangmatik being a secret polar bear. We now take you live to an interview with #10 Downing Street(The building; David Cameron is unavailable due to a big pile of bacon showing up at his door earlier today).
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Scurrilous! Why, some of my best friends are Pinnipeds! Just because my luxurious fur is white, I have been known to hide behind glaciers and my favourite sport is catching and eating Muksun with my paws and I have been known to maul the occasional igloo and participate in the global conspiracy that keeps wild penguins out of the northern hemisphere and...
OH God! It's true, it's alll truee-hue-hue °sobs°
OH God! It's true, it's alll truee-hue-hue °sobs°
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Don't worry. There are support groups out there for Polar Bears, and together, we just might find one. Assuming I can finish this interview with the White House; it's being very uncooperative.
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Perhaps you are looking for penguins in the wrong places? I have only seen them in Australia and Chile.
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I can assure you that I have no seen any penguins. Nope. No sir and/or ma'am. No penguins around here.
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*Starts knotting a moose*
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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°Starts garrotting a goose°
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Wait... Guys... Real talk for a sec... Are we all assassins?
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The answer to that question will cost you your aorta
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Outrageous! I'd tell you for half a spleen. Yes, I know I used to only ask a third, but inflation's a bastard (don't tell him I said that).
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Inflation can be a little headstrong, but his intentions are good. Also I think he is in the bag with us...
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No, no, his INTESTINES are strong.
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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