The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

[Geoff_B]

*Uses my portable hole to escape*

[Drdiggit42]

I found an oven in Elomin's bag. I'm going to make pie. Who wants strawberry rhubarb pie?

[River_Annarchy]

I hate rhubarb.

[Geoff_B]

That's okay, you don't get any. I'll have his piece.

[Drdiggit42]

I hate rhubarb.

Did you know rhubarb leaves are poisonous? I think thats why Elomin had it to begin with. There isn't any in the stalks though.

[Elomin Sha]

Who's been in my rhubarb triangle?

[Keab42]

Rhubarb is acidic enough to eat through tin.

[Deedles]

I don't like fruit/berry pies at all. I just prefer my fruits and berries uncooked.

Maybe this should be in the confession thread, come to think of it.

Man ... now I want steak pie. *whimpers*

*rummages through piles of stuff* Steak piiiie! Come out, come out, wherever you are!!

[Darkobra]

*runs off with the steak pie*

[Deedles]

BUT YOU DON'T EVEN EAT MEAT! ;_________;

[Darkobra]

It's the hijack thread! I'm saving an innocent cow from being eaten! FROM HIJACK!

[Keab42]

I'll just be over here necroing threads in the game forum.

[Deedles]

It's the hijack thread! I'm saving an innocent cow from being eaten! FROM HIJACK!

[Darkobra]

AWW COME ON! That picture is so adorably cute! But also proves my point! How can you eat something like that?

[General Michi]

Be careful who you say that around, The Bag might be listening and we all know it feeds on sorrow and excretes fire

[The_Doctor]

I vote that we get this thread renamed "Elomins Bag"

[Deedles]

AWW COME ON! That picture is so adorably cute! But also proves my point! How can you eat something like that?

I DON'T EAT BUNNIES!!!



edit: just made it larger and red for effect!

[The_Doctor]

Why not? They're delicious

[Deedles]

Because ....!



Seriously though, if an animal is dead and cooked I will eat it. I remember my ex (before he became my ex ofc) once joked(in an attempt to probably make me have a girly fit) when he and I were visiting a pub about ordering me their rabbit pie.

I told him "If you do I'll eat it, otherwise it'd go to waste."

He was stunned. I won. *strikes victory pose*

And there you have my philosophy!

[Drdiggit42]

I vote that we get this thread renamed "Elomins Bag"

seconded

[Darkobra]

But if you eat rabbits, you will die! Stephen Fry said so!

[JustAName]

Only if you eat only rabbit and nothing else! Jeeze, you're like Alan.

[Vigafre]

Alan?

ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! AL! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!

[Phailhammer]

Mushroom! Mushroom!

[Fezzul]

I'd just like to take this moment to say how much I've been enjoying Radio 4.