The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

[Phailhammer]

Back in Australia, are you?

[Ptangmatik]

suoıʇɐƃǝllɐ ssǝlǝsɐq ǝsǝɥʇ ǝʇnɟǝɹ ʎlǝɹǝɔuıs ı

[Kapol]

Also, TIL I learned that electrical wiring taste great with a nice meat sauce.

[Robo4900]

Did that meat sauce contain bacon? If not, you're doing life wrong and are a total failure.
If it did, of course it goes well with electrical wiring. Bacon makes everything better.

[Kapol]

It didn't have bacon. Because I'm a literal monster.

[Lord Chrusher]

Back in Australia, are you?

Sadly my Canadian internet speeds are not much better than they were in Australia.

[Ptangmatik]

I tole em, maple syurup disnae werk asa laser medium fer optical cable, but they dinae believe mih!

WHY didnae the' believe meh?

[Gap Filler]

The dodgy Scotty impression probably didn't help. Not saying lose the impression here, just saying maybe tone it down a little.

[Phailhammer]

*checks Ptang's back*

Uh, I don't think that's possible; there's only an on/off switch for impressions. We've been meaning to install a dial for months.

[Ptangmatik]

Hello ma baby, Hello ma honey, Hello ma Ragtime gaaaaaallllllll

[Kapol]

Somebody turned on the Andy switch.

[AdmiralMemo]

Andy switch? IS ANDY A ROBOT? *head explodes*

[Ptangmatik]

Andy is a setting within all of us, to which we may aspire.

Ptang awwwwwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Robo4900]

At last, with him gone, I can finally put into action my plan for world domination.

... Actually, that sounds like too much work. Who wants tacos?

[Gap Filler]

Really fancy a bacon taco right now. With cheese and chocolate.

...Does that sound disgusting? Feeling should be disgusted by that but still want one.

[Robo4900]

*Puts hand on your shoulder* Always follow your dreams, provided that they aren't illegal.

[Phailhammer]

And if they are, make sure no one finds out.

[Kapol]

No one has posted here in the last week? I am appoint. I'm not sure if dis or not.

[Robo4900]

If it is dis, you'd better make sure your mana crystals are ready to synergise their management workflows, otherwise your energon pods may not detect enough new paradigm envisioneering to end the quarter on an F#m.

[Ptangmatik]

I reeeeeeeetuuuuuuurrrrrrn!

°Moderate fanfare°

[Kapol]

If by fanfare you mean fire, it's not moderate.

[Ptangmatik]

°Lights an allegro con fuoco Kapol's pantaloons°

°River dances to an exeunt stage left°

[Ptangmatik]

How is a blind person supposed to know where the braille is on a sign to be able to read it?

[Elomin Sha]

More importantly, has anyone noticed this thread is 3.5 years old?

[Dutch guy]

Even more important, has anybody seen my herd of miniature sloths? They've escaped again. The Slow Loris are very upset. (I suspect because the sloths didn't take them with them)