The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Kapol » 29 Jan 2013, 16:28

I've been told not to eat contracts. Which is fine. Because they taste awful.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 29 Jan 2013, 17:42

That's the one that says I can have your arms anytime I want. But because I'm so nice, I'll let you keep them. So long as you use them as I direct.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 29 Jan 2013, 18:09

I didnt sign any contract like that did i?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 29 Jan 2013, 18:14

Not... precisely like that, no.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 29 Jan 2013, 18:20

Oh god.
What does the contract say then.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 29 Jan 2013, 18:30

Mmm.... nope. Can't tell you.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 29 Jan 2013, 20:06

Why can't you tell me?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 29 Jan 2013, 20:07

Because then I'd have to kill you. It's in the second contract.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 29 Jan 2013, 20:36

When did i sign the second contract?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 29 Jan 2013, 20:59

Tomorrow.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 29 Jan 2013, 21:03

Im cutting off my hands so i cant sign anymore contracts.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Kapol » 29 Jan 2013, 21:34

Can I have them? =D
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 30 Jan 2013, 01:29

signing contracts is easy. just make sure you sign with someone else's name.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Fezzul » 30 Jan 2013, 04:25

For instance, I always sign with Geoff's name.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 30 Jan 2013, 04:57

see? now it would suck to be geoff.

wait...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby General Michi » 30 Jan 2013, 11:22

Woah I read Geoff's post wrong. I mean really wrong
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 30 Jan 2013, 11:53

No Kapol you cant have them i may need them later.

Speaking of which how did i type this if i cut off my hands?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 30 Jan 2013, 12:03

Face-smashing the keyboard.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 30 Jan 2013, 12:07

WRONG

I am in fact a unicorn and im using my unicorn horn to do all this.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 30 Jan 2013, 12:19

*smacks River_Anarchy's head into the keyboard a couple of times*

No, I was right. :P
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 30 Jan 2013, 12:20

Btw, I have surpassed Alja. Does that mean I'm the demigod now?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Master Gunner » 30 Jan 2013, 12:39

Nope. I abolished that position long ago.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 30 Jan 2013, 12:43

Shoot.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby River_Annarchy » 30 Jan 2013, 12:49

My head hurts now.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 30 Jan 2013, 12:50

Stop that. No damaging my property.
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