The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
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Re: The Hijack Thread
Hes lying!
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Re: The Hijack Thread
Why is it this topic only just started and already the police are banging on the front door while the fire department are banging on the back door with Liam Neeson sneaking around on the second floor trying to find someone whosbeen kidnapped.
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Why does the bag smell of Grandma?
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Re: The Hijack Thread
Y'know, for a 'hijack' thread, y'all have been staying relatively on-topic for quite a bit, now...
But I've typically seen one thread in a given forum devoted to the 'dunno where to post it, and it doesn't deserve a thread of its own? Post it here!' random-babbling kinda thread; I figured the 'General Discussion' thread covered that here, but I haven't really noticed it as of late.
Anyways, I'm chuffed that this is the second day in a row it's been sunny and 15 degrees Celsius outside; that's better than half of last summer!
But I've typically seen one thread in a given forum devoted to the 'dunno where to post it, and it doesn't deserve a thread of its own? Post it here!' random-babbling kinda thread; I figured the 'General Discussion' thread covered that here, but I haven't really noticed it as of late.
Anyways, I'm chuffed that this is the second day in a row it's been sunny and 15 degrees Celsius outside; that's better than half of last summer!
Re: The Hijack Thread
What is this? I don't even...
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Re: The Hijack Thread
This is a hijacking, I have a gun, a bomb and this bag. I want you to pilot this thread to the nearest asteroid belt.
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Re: The Hijack Thread
But I don't know how to fly...
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Drive me then.
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Re: The Hijack Thread
My car doesn't have a big enough tank to reach the asteroid belt without refilling. Did you bring money for fuel?
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No. Look forget about that. I'm climbing on your back. Give me a ride.
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Re: The Hijack Thread
*sighs* Fine.
At least you're not making me get in the bag.
Asteroids Ho!
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Asteroids Ho!
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That's for later sweet pea.
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Re: The Hijack Thread
*checks he still has his crowbar hidden in his trousers*
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Um...Keab. That's your penis. All 42 of them.
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Re: The Hijack Thread
*gets on Keab behind Elomin, pulls a few wires out of the bomb and holds a water pistol to Mr. Sha's head*
Hi, Jack! Okay, this piggyback ride is NOW going to Ghent.
Hi, Jack! Okay, this piggyback ride is NOW going to Ghent.
Re: The Hijack Thread
*collapses*
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DOG PILE!
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Re: The Hijack Thread
Given the number of incendiary devices likely secreted about Elomin's personage it's probably good advice anyway.
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Re: The Hijack Thread
*wriggles out of the dogpile, water pistol in one hand, Elomin's bomb in the other*
Humph. Utterly unreliable.
*starts to stroll away from the 'gathering' in the direction of Ghent, examining the bomb*
Oh, seriously? No-no-no; you've got it wired like you WANT someone to disarm it. See, what you do is...
*continues ambling Ghent-wise while rewiring bomb*
Humph. Utterly unreliable.
*starts to stroll away from the 'gathering' in the direction of Ghent, examining the bomb*
Oh, seriously? No-no-no; you've got it wired like you WANT someone to disarm it. See, what you do is...
*continues ambling Ghent-wise while rewiring bomb*
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Re: The Hijack Thread
I would like to buy one ticket for the bag please.
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