The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Kapol » 19 Feb 2013, 17:57

T'was only a flesh wound. Plus, I ate death.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DSmaster21 » 19 Feb 2013, 18:00

I was the one who made him harmless. *Trips and drops notebook* Oh ********************** *Maelstrom Suddenly Appears*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DSmaster21 » 19 Feb 2013, 18:02

I apologize for my use of The Word.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 19 Feb 2013, 18:25

*pokes head out of broom closet* Oh, so that was a nuke I heard. Carry on.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DSmaster21 » 19 Feb 2013, 18:47

I hate bbbrrrooommm closets. My old old old arch-nemesis, prepare to die. *plants explosives on broom closet*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DSmaster21 » 19 Feb 2013, 18:51

*(*Forgets to get far enough away*)Detonates the explosives* oooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DSmaster21 » 19 Feb 2013, 18:57

Now activating space unicorn powers. Ha I exist in every dimension. Now I can leave in one of those and then the bag will collapse and destroy everyone else. Hmm, but what a waste of souls? *presses a button* there now everyone unconscious can be harvested.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DSmaster21 » 19 Feb 2013, 19:01

That was too easy, I will now return your souls. Now fight for your very existence.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 19 Feb 2013, 19:36

*looks up from laptop *

Was that thunder I just heard?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 19 Feb 2013, 19:38

*shears everyone*

*makes a blanket*
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Postby Master Gunner » 19 Feb 2013, 19:40

*Steals the blanket*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 19 Feb 2013, 19:56

*sets the blanket on fire*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 20 Feb 2013, 00:07

*gives Fayili fireproof wool*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Master Gunner » 20 Feb 2013, 04:42

*soaks fireproof wool in hydrofluoric acid*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 20 Feb 2013, 05:01

*gives Fayili bag-proof wool*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DSmaster21 » 20 Feb 2013, 05:23

*Puts wool in suitcase*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 20 Feb 2013, 06:21

ENEMY DETECTED

ENGAGING HUNTER KILLER ROUTINE
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 20 Feb 2013, 09:54

*Entertains himself with a laserpointer*
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DSmaster21 » 20 Feb 2013, 10:39

*pounces on the red dot*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 20 Feb 2013, 10:43

*fires a sonic screwdriver at the laser pointer increasing the power exponentially*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DSmaster21 » 20 Feb 2013, 10:45

I have now now read up to pg 61. *Writes in notebook until someone gets this reference* *Grad cap appears* Now I can theraperize kapol. Backwards Hijackery
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DSmaster21 » 20 Feb 2013, 11:02

I'm making waffles.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Keab42 » 20 Feb 2013, 13:22

Here, DSmaster hold this nuclear warhead for me.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby DSmaster21 » 20 Feb 2013, 15:50

Ooh fun! Hey a button! *Click* *Ridiculous explosion* *DSmaster turns green* I take fifty percent explosive damage so ..... *Intense Thought* Half of lethal is nonlethal so I don't even need a saving throw.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 20 Feb 2013, 17:16

But you might want to consider a new haircut to offset your singed eyebrows
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