The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

[Lord Hosk]

Hes lying!

[Geoff_B]

No I'm Geoff. You're thinking of the other fella.

[General Michi]

Ffoeg?

[River_Annarchy]

Why is it this topic only just started and already the police are banging on the front door while the fire department are banging on the back door with Liam Neeson sneaking around on the second floor trying to find someone whosbeen kidnapped.

[EnglishMQ]

Why does the bag smell of Grandma?

[empath]

Y'know, for a 'hijack' thread, y'all have been staying relatively on-topic for quite a bit, now...

But I've typically seen one thread in a given forum devoted to the 'dunno where to post it, and it doesn't deserve a thread of its own? Post it here!' random-babbling kinda thread; I figured the 'General Discussion' thread covered that here, but I haven't really noticed it as of late.

Anyways, I'm chuffed that this is the second day in a row it's been sunny and 15 degrees Celsius outside; that's better than half of last summer!

[Keab42]

What is this? I don't even...

[Elomin Sha]

This is a hijacking, I have a gun, a bomb and this bag. I want you to pilot this thread to the nearest asteroid belt.

[Keab42]

But I don't know how to fly...

[Elomin Sha]

Drive me then.

[Keab42]

My car doesn't have a big enough tank to reach the asteroid belt without refilling. Did you bring money for fuel?

[Elomin Sha]

No. Look forget about that. I'm climbing on your back. Give me a ride.

[Keab42]

*sighs* Fine.

At least you're not making me get in the bag.

Asteroids Ho!

[Elomin Sha]

That's for later sweet pea.

[Keab42]

*checks he still has his crowbar hidden in his trousers*

[Elomin Sha]

Um...Keab. That's your penis. All 42 of them.

[empath]

*gets on Keab behind Elomin, pulls a few wires out of the bomb and holds a water pistol to Mr. Sha's head*

Hi, Jack! Okay, this piggyback ride is NOW going to Ghent.

[Keab42]

*collapses*

[Elomin Sha]

DOG PILE!

[Geoff_B]

Nobody fart! Oh wait wrong thread...

[Keab42]

Given the number of incendiary devices likely secreted about Elomin's personage it's probably good advice anyway.

[empath]

*wriggles out of the dogpile, water pistol in one hand, Elomin's bomb in the other*

Humph. Utterly unreliable.

*starts to stroll away from the 'gathering' in the direction of Ghent, examining the bomb*

Oh, seriously? No-no-no; you've got it wired like you WANT someone to disarm it. See, what you do is...

*continues ambling Ghent-wise while rewiring bomb*

[EnglishMQ]

Wait, that's not how you rewire a bomb you fo.....



Edit: Huh, I thought that was going to be a much bigger bang. Good job on disarming it I suppose, resume what you were doing.

[Drdiggit42]

I would like to buy one ticket for the bag please.

[Deedles]

Come see our latest LRR sensation: THE BAG!