The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

[DSmaster21]

I lost my eyebrows long ago in a tragic accident involving my face, a potato, three bowls of chili, a rubber band,a corkscrew, two pickles, one cucumber, a partridge, a pear tree, five silver rings, one ring to rule them all and a vat of Ranch Dressing. Also 25 posts woohoo.

[JustAName]

Yeah. You sure are posting a lot, kid!

[Cerk]

Building post count in the Hijack thread. Just like me! Yaaay!

Oh by the way, why am I on fire AGAIN? Damnit! I needed to be not-on-fire today!

[Fezzul]

I never wanted to be in this bag. I always wanted to be... A lumberjack.

[Efhan]

Wait a bit, Fezzul. I haven't gotten enough backup singers yet.

[Ptangmatik]

Leaping from tree to tree as the float down the mighty river that I turned my staircase into when the bath broke that one time!

[DSmaster21]

*watches ptang hopping around while consuming an offbrand snack that tastes just like (though slightly better than) the mint girl scout cookies that cost 5 times as much*

[DSmaster21]

*begins to retch as he happens to look at the expiration date of month over date cookies, holds it down and eats another* Ha, I just love fridge/pantry clearing time when I eat all the stuff that has been there for so long that the reciept is dated in the '80s.

[Dutch guy]

In that case, I've got a few cases of soda and beer from the late 50s. Want some? They might or might not have been involved in nuclear bomb testing though...

[Kapol]

Sorry, I ate the fridge.

[DSmaster21]

Don't worry Kapol I can still get it. Now then lets see what I have on hand, Shrink ray, rope, light, grenade launcher, fat tater tot (don't ask), jet pack, antacid, phasewarper, magic cards, ender chest, endor, sai, shank made out of a liver (really don't ask), elomin (he will never know he has been secretly kidnapped),santa (he barely fits in my attache case, twelve preserved brains (water buffalo, I swear), beatin' stick, chicken wing, buffalo wing (from a winged buffalo). Now what to bring, yes,yes,yes,no,no,always,yes,yes,no, store all nos inside,only if I shrunk it like 7 times,always,not now, yes (I might just leave him inside),sure see what happens when something composed of non-existent matter does inside an impossible being,no,always,nah,no (I can't anymore).

[Keab42]

Also 25 posts woohoo.

Pffft.

Anyway, if you'd just like to step this way I have a small area of the bag where the physics have been recalibrated to be as harmful to humans as possible and I need a test subject.

[DSmaster21]

Sorry I lost my humanity back in 2013 BC ahhhh the good old days.

[Keab42]

Exactly, you're the control. Step this way please.

[Master Gunner]

Also 25 posts woohoo.

Pffft.

*eyebrow*

[DSmaster21]

I would be glad to Keab. Activates cloning/teleportation device. Meanwhile I will monitor your monitoring of this experiment.

[Master Gunner]

Tut tut, this bag is a strict no-cloning zone. Don't make us introduce you and your "device" to Kapol.

[Keab42]

You won't need your machine here, The Bag takes care of that. There is no escape...

[DSmaster21]

It is not cloning per say more of taking the right and left half of my brains and putting them in separate bodies. Later I will reconnect them and store my spare bodies.

[DSmaster21]

This is a message from DSmasters creative thingy, I forgot the word, um, oh, Brain anyway,I forgot what I was going to say.

[DSmaster21]

Yeah my creative side lost a few braincells as I was first perfecting this. Please forgive its chronic idiocy, I will now preface my messages with Intelligent:. Thank you.

[Geoff_B]

er did you want this piece of brain?

[DSmaster21]

Thank you. *Noms it*

[DSmaster21]

Intelligent: Really, you gave it to the creative body.

[DSmaster21]

Intelligent: Alright I manage to retrieve the brain piece and wow that looks delicious. *noms brain* Augh not again. Wait oh good I just checked the vintage. It turns out this was a bottled brain heh.