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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 10 Jan 2013, 14:12
by Dutch guy
*muffled, from inside the barrel of the cannon*
It would work better if you load it with something flammable. A herd of alpaca's isn't combustible enough!
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 10 Jan 2013, 14:25
by Geoff_B
what happens if i pull this string?
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 10 Jan 2013, 14:26
by General Michi
The alpacas are now diamonds!
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 10 Jan 2013, 14:59
by Geoff_B
is that more or less combustible?
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 10 Jan 2013, 15:23
by General Michi
It's more or less combustible.
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 10 Jan 2013, 15:43
by Ptangmatik
Oh! I thought that was a lightswitch.
*continues waiting*
ps. That is one finely sculpted alpaca-diamond
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 19:53
by ex-Lurker
*Steals alpaca-diamond for use in doomsday laser*
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 12 Jan 2013, 03:27
by Keab42
A doomsday laser? That's a-llama-ing
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 12 Jan 2013, 03:30
by Phailhammer
*smacks Keab upside the head with the doomsday laser*
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 12 Jan 2013, 09:40
by Keab42
Somebody stole my hands all I have left is puns...
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 12 Jan 2013, 10:15
by Efhan
"Ii2 kk goiing around 2tealing hand2 again? Fuck, Ii need two 2top him. Gamzee, kk ii2 2tealing hand2 again!"
...Sorry, I don't know how he got in here.
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 12 Jan 2013, 12:25
by JustAName
*gives Elfhan some mind honey*
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 01:41
by Efhan
YOU SHOULD NEVER EAT THE MIND HONEY!
*eats it*
Oh, shit.
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 02:38
by Dutch guy
*Goes to find the mind-bleach*
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 04:02
by empath
I prefer mental floss - you don't have to worry about using too much.
*hands Dutch a roll of same*
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 06:20
by Ptangmatik
So help me, I'll rip out my own brain and spine then use them as a flail to beat you to death
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 06:50
by General Michi
Unless you're brain is spikey I don't think that's a good weapon of choice.
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 10:20
by Keab42
You could try but I think you'll find yourself lacking in... support...
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 13:42
by Ptangmatik
Right! That does it!
*Crack*
*schloeeerrrrrp........ cruk!*
*BOOOM!*
Shit! I forgot the cannon!
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 13:49
by Geoff_B
why are you shouting "BOOOM!" like that?
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 13:58
by Ptangmatik
Because the cannon was shy.
Its possible that I shouldn't have been stood in front of it. Did anyone see where my leg went?
*hops*
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 13 Jan 2013, 14:10
by My pseudonym is Ix
Ah, my bad. Dog was hungry and I was out of food... do you want it back? Only a bit chewed at the toes?
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 14 Jan 2013, 00:02
by River_Annarchy
*opens trench coat* looking for a new leg?
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 14 Jan 2013, 09:44
by Ptangmatik
ooo! Nice selection, I'll take the wildebeest haunch
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Posted: 14 Jan 2013, 10:44
by Geoff_B
hey! gimme my leg back! youve made me hopping mad!