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I lost my eyebrows long ago in a tragic accident involving my face, a potato, three bowls of chili, a rubber band,a corkscrew, two pickles, one cucumber, a partridge, a pear tree, five silver rings, one ring to rule them all and a vat of Ranch Dressing. Also 25 posts woohoo.

Yeah. You sure are posting a lot, kid!

Building post count in the Hijack thread. Just like me! Yaaay!

Oh by the way, why am I on fire AGAIN? Damnit! I needed to be not-on-fire today!

I never wanted to be in this bag. I always wanted to be... A lumberjack.

Wait a bit, Fezzul. I haven't gotten enough backup singers yet.

Leaping from tree to tree as the float down the mighty river that I turned my staircase into when the bath broke that one time!

*watches ptang hopping around while consuming an offbrand snack that tastes just like (though slightly better than) the mint girl scout cookies that cost 5 times as much*

*begins to retch as he happens to look at the expiration date of month over date cookies, holds it down and eats another* Ha, I just love fridge/pantry clearing time when I eat all the stuff that has been there for so long that the reciept is dated in the '80s.

In that case, I've got a few cases of soda and beer from the late 50s. Want some? They might or might not have been involved in nuclear bomb testing though...

Sorry, I ate the fridge.

Don't worry Kapol I can still get it. Now then lets see what I have on hand, Shrink ray, rope, light, grenade launcher, fat tater tot (don't ask), jet pack, antacid, phasewarper, magic cards, ender chest, endor, sai, shank made out of a liver (really don't ask), elomin (he will never know he has been secretly kidnapped),santa (he barely fits in my attache case, twelve preserved brains (water buffalo, I swear), beatin' stick, chicken wing, buffalo wing (from a winged buffalo). Now what to bring, yes,yes,yes,no,no,always,yes,yes,no, store all nos inside,only if I shrunk it like 7 times,always,not now, yes (I might just leave him inside),sure see what happens when something composed of non-existent matter does inside an impossible being,no,always,nah,no (I can't anymore).

DSmaster21 wrote:Also 25 posts woohoo.

Pffft.

Anyway, if you'd just like to step this way I have a small area of the bag where the physics have been recalibrated to be as harmful to humans as possible and I need a test subject.

Sorry I lost my humanity back in 2013 BC ahhhh the good old days.

Exactly, you're the control. Step this way please.

Keab42 wrote:

DSmaster21 wrote:Also 25 posts woohoo.

Pffft.

*eyebrow*

I would be glad to Keab. Activates cloning/teleportation device. Meanwhile I will monitor your monitoring of this experiment.

Tut tut, this bag is a strict no-cloning zone. Don't make us introduce you and your "device" to Kapol.

You won't need your machine here, The Bag takes care of that. There is no escape...

It is not cloning per say more of taking the right and left half of my brains and putting them in separate bodies. Later I will reconnect them and store my spare bodies.

This is a message from DSmasters creative thingy, I forgot the word, um, oh, Brain anyway,I forgot what I was going to say.

Yeah my creative side lost a few braincells as I was first perfecting this. Please forgive its chronic idiocy, I will now preface my messages with Intelligent:. Thank you.

er did you want this piece of brain?

Thank you. *Noms it*

Intelligent: Really, you gave it to the creative body.

Intelligent: Alright I manage to retrieve the brain piece and wow that looks delicious. *noms brain* Augh not again. Wait oh good I just checked the vintage. It turns out this was a bottled brain heh.