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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 14 Feb 2015, 15:57
by Dutch guy
Guys, has anybody seen my herd of miniature sloths? I just had them a while ago.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 15 Feb 2015, 08:03
by Ptangmatik
I did see Keab manipulating a hoard tiny fuzz balls to rampage a distance of roughly three feet over the course of several weeks.

Looking back on it, I wish I'd had popcorn.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 15 Feb 2015, 10:39
by Robo4900
To the time machine!

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 15 Feb 2015, 14:03
by Elomin Sha
Image

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 15 Feb 2015, 16:48
by Keab42
*makes a vworp vworp sound then flickers out of existence temporarily*

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 17 Feb 2015, 04:37
by Robo4900
*Grows three extra noses*

Uhhh... Guys, I think we broke time.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 17 Feb 2015, 14:42
by Keab42
Nah, I just made it so that you were born in Norfolk.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 17 Feb 2015, 15:43
by Prospero101
Oh thank goodness. I thought it was Suffolk.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 17 Feb 2015, 16:03
by Kapol
Robo4900 wrote:*Grows three extra noses*


The second nose is for juice.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 27 Feb 2015, 16:00
by Keab42
Drinking or producing?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 28 Feb 2015, 02:01
by Dutch guy
Yes.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 07 Mar 2015, 15:53
by Ptangmatik
I declare today Thursday.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 07 Mar 2015, 16:01
by Prospero101
All in favor?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 07 Mar 2015, 16:02
by Dutch guy
Sorry but is definitely a quarter past blurnsday night

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 08 Mar 2015, 01:20
by Ptangmatik
What?

Wait a minute, you might be right. My calendar's stopped ticking

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 13 Mar 2015, 19:26
by Prospero101
Hey guys, I'm not feeling so well. I think I've become the very model of a modern major general. You think I should see a specialist?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 15 Mar 2015, 08:34
by Robo4900
Tom Lehrer is an expert on that condition.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 06 Apr 2015, 02:37
by Ptangmatik
I find it weird that flour is explosive.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 06 Apr 2015, 05:07
by Dutch guy
You know what else is explosive? Eh? Eeehhhhhh?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 06 Apr 2015, 08:55
by Ptangmatik
a falcon stuffed with gelignite?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 06 Apr 2015, 09:12
by Jamfalcon
Wait, what?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 06 Apr 2015, 09:45
by Ptangmatik
On an unrelated note, would you mind holding this fusewire?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 06 Apr 2015, 10:01
by Jamfalcon
Oh, sure! What's it for?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 06 Apr 2015, 10:34
by Ptangmatik
for SCIENCE! *subtle fanfare*

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 06 Apr 2015, 11:22
by Jamfalcon
Oh, science? I love science!