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Fresh Page of Newness and shiny! Defile it quick!

Also, is it guacamole?

Oh come on guys. GUESS! WHAT!

Pork shoulder?

A clown's pocket?

A bag of holding inside a portable hole?

A fractal spacetime topology?

Denis?

A gnu smeared with cream cheese?

Yes! Ofcourse!! Didn't you guys SEE that?

Sorry, I was far too busy watching a lemur throw muffins at people.

Ohh, thats Drew. He does that sometimes. Just don't let him get a hold of the lemon meringues.

The cleanup last time... I shudder just thinking about it...

Okay, I can't stop thinking about it. This may be a problem.

Oh no. Quick, someone grab the triplitigated fropnikolian!

Cleanse it with fire!

Can we cleanse it with things that are on fire? Like, covering a brush with napalm and just going to town?

I think you want to be spraying the napalm on things rather than brushing it on.

Don't deny people's dreams, no matter how physically impossible they may be!

Thing is, this is the bag. EVERYTHING is on fire. Even the fire.

Is the bag itself on fire, though?

Of course. It is complicated but the bag is with in itself.

The bag is all, and all is the bag.

I think the best way to explain it is through a metaphor



See, the cookie is the topic, the chair is the thread, the bush is fire, the chicken in the background is the latest post and the baby is the metaphorical flamingo. We DO NOT mention the baby. The baby's hat is Elomin.

The grass MIGHT be lava. We don't know exactly.

Schrodinger's lava, locked in a box with a vial of poison and a alpha radiation source, and you're either alive or dead depending on whether you used a spoon or your hands to put the lava into the box.

I'm on fire! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!