Page 357 of 364

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 04 Oct 2015, 13:56
by Ptangmatik
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Rawhide!

....I mean, errr.... I have no idea

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 06 Oct 2015, 17:11
by Robo4900
As a wise man once said,
"Wait, friends, I have an idea.
If I have a 'stache, and someone next to me has a larger 'stache, I shouldn't let that harsh my mellow; we're just going to share it anyway. Yeah..."

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 07 Oct 2015, 11:47
by Lord Chrusher
Why are we sharing moustaches?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 08 Oct 2015, 01:03
by Ptangmatik
If we all shaved our left sideburns, let our right side and moustaches grow luxuriously bushy and stood reaallly close together no one would be able to tell, it'd be, like, one long continuous fuzz wave.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 09 Oct 2015, 11:09
by Robo4900
One Long Continuous Fuzz Wave is the name of my Motörhead cover band. We play Tuesday nights in my secret lair under Radio City Music Hall.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 10 Oct 2015, 07:58
by Gap Filler
My moustache is prosthetic. Don't tell anyone.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 10 Oct 2015, 11:16
by Robo4900
Your secret is safe. The only ones who will know are you, me, and my secret army of vampire hamsters.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 12 Oct 2015, 04:49
by Ptangmatik
if a hamster was bitten by a werewolf, how would you be able to tell?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 12 Oct 2015, 17:27
by Robo4900
Would it matter?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 19 Oct 2015, 04:39
by Ptangmatik
NOBODY MOVE!

their vision's based on movement

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 19 Oct 2015, 14:48
by Dutch guy
No reason to panic, I found the sloths. They were hiding under this bag here.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 20 Oct 2015, 10:00
by Spartan_N30
You know what else was in that bag?

GHOST NAPPA!

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 20 Oct 2015, 17:48
by Robo4900
No, that's Ghost Kappa. He appears wherever heavy sarcasm is present, and his multitude of clones are currently invading Twitch.tv.

No idea why he's here, though...

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 22 Oct 2015, 14:28
by Ptangmatik
Ohhh. I mistook it for Toast Slapper, the superhero with the severely limited skillset

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 22 Oct 2015, 17:30
by Robo4900
Oh yeah, I heard about that guy. Didn't he get into a fender bender and dislocate his shoes?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 22 Oct 2015, 18:36
by Kapol
Is that his origin story, or just a thing that happened?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 23 Oct 2015, 06:10
by Ptangmatik
No, you're mixing him up with his arch nemesis, the fender bender pretender.

His court cases never seemed to get anywhere once the judge read out his name, no matter HOW compelling the evidence in his favour. Bit of a sad story, really.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 24 Oct 2015, 06:35
by Robo4900
Yeah, then he turned into crime.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 30 Oct 2015, 16:34
by Ptangmatik
Why can't dogs juggle?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 30 Oct 2015, 18:09
by Robo4900
No arms? No thumbs? No hats?

The possibilities are endless...

No wait, I think that's all of them.

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 31 Oct 2015, 01:02
by Ptangmatik
No gumption, that's the issue

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 31 Oct 2015, 02:23
by Kapol
What does Forrest have to do with this?

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 31 Oct 2015, 02:52
by Robo4900
Image

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 31 Oct 2015, 14:28
by Ptangmatik
Damn, she could recalibrate my flux capacitor anyday, I'd take her alll the way out to the 21st century

Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Posted: 18 Nov 2015, 16:49
by Ptangmatik
Ah, who am I kidding? I could never compete with Inspector Spacetime