The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 30 Dec 2015, 11:27

You can't prove anything!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 30 Dec 2015, 11:47

Damnit! °ceases to exist°

Just one more thing though, where were you on the night of the 22nd? Because if you were truly at the butcher's buying a litre of sausages, why then would you have found it necessary to borrow the gardener's shears on the following Tuesday?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 30 Dec 2015, 15:21

The really good kind of sausages can't be separated with the tools of mortals. And as everyone knows, gardening shears were sent here from the dimension of the immortals, so they usually do the trick.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Kapol » 30 Dec 2015, 16:07

No.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 30 Dec 2015, 16:29

Maybe.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 30 Dec 2015, 17:03

I find this explanation highly refutable, yet strangely comforting; maybe its the slippers I'm wearing.

Have you or a member of your cat posse ever been a member of the communist party, raised a glass in honour of Comrade Lenin, or detonated a party popper in the direction of an abstract representation of a hammer and/or sickle?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 01 Jan 2016, 02:38

Dammit Ptang, I'm a doctor, not a cat!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 01 Jan 2016, 05:09

JUST AS I SUSPECTED! I submit then, that were the court to examine the accused's dictionary, the word 'murder' would be CLOSELY followed by the word 'must'

THUS I put it to you, the jury of Brighton pier, that Robo is in fact INNOC- no, wait errr GUILTY of all charges!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 01 Jan 2016, 16:14

*Starts knotting a noose*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 02 Jan 2016, 07:55

That's not how you execute someone at a pier! With the court's permission, I would like to set up a plank to walk off for the loser of the trial.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 02 Jan 2016, 09:36

I'm afraid fulfilling that request is quite impossible at this juncture, the only plank we have spare at the moment is being used as your defense attorney.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 03 Jan 2016, 02:17

Well, he IS just a lawyer, and therefore expendable, so...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 04 Jan 2016, 07:00

Well now you've gone and hurt his feelings, I don't see how he can be an effective barrister.

Aww, now he's taken up smoking again, three years after the habit left him a charred version of his former self, propping up a bar in the Deep South of Dorset.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 04 Jan 2016, 08:10

In other news, rumours are flying about Ptangmatik being a secret polar bear. We now take you live to an interview with #10 Downing Street(The building; David Cameron is unavailable due to a big pile of bacon showing up at his door earlier today).
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 04 Jan 2016, 09:27

Scurrilous! Why, some of my best friends are Pinnipeds! Just because my luxurious fur is white, I have been known to hide behind glaciers and my favourite sport is catching and eating Muksun with my paws and I have been known to maul the occasional igloo and participate in the global conspiracy that keeps wild penguins out of the northern hemisphere and...

OH God! It's true, it's alll truee-hue-hue °sobs°
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 07 Jan 2016, 19:28

Don't worry. There are support groups out there for Polar Bears, and together, we just might find one. Assuming I can finish this interview with the White House; it's being very uncooperative.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 07 Jan 2016, 20:03

Perhaps you are looking for penguins in the wrong places? I have only seen them in Australia and Chile.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Kapol » 07 Jan 2016, 20:57

I can assure you that I have no seen any penguins. Nope. No sir and/or ma'am. No penguins around here.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 08 Jan 2016, 09:24

*Starts knotting a moose*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 08 Jan 2016, 12:01

°Starts garrotting a goose°
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 09 Jan 2016, 02:03

Wait... Guys... Real talk for a sec... Are we all assassins?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 09 Jan 2016, 03:48

The answer to that question will cost you your aorta
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 09 Jan 2016, 04:16

Outrageous! I'd tell you for half a spleen. Yes, I know I used to only ask a third, but inflation's a bastard (don't tell him I said that).
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 09 Jan 2016, 12:12

Inflation can be a little headstrong, but his intentions are good. Also I think he is in the bag with us...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 09 Jan 2016, 15:50

No, no, his INTESTINES are strong.
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