Up In Thur! Up In Thur!

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Up In Thur! Up In Thur!

Postby Season's Beatings » 30 Apr 2012, 02:27

So something strange happened to me at work the other week.

I was on the line serving customers when two young women come in. They were dressed up for a night on the town. Tiny skirts, heaving cleavage, shotgun to the face purple makeup. So after standing there for 30 seconds talking to eachother about what they might order since it apparently had to match. Maybe they were colour coordinating their vomit for later. Who knows. They start ordering and one of them asks "Can I have a footlong?"

Whilst simultaneously reaching up and under her skirt and vigourously scratching her nethers. Not through the fabric. Doubled over with her hand up and under. Ferocious. Loud. I could seriously hear the grating noise of nails on skin/pubic hair. A sound akin to steel wool being scrunched.

IT WAS SO GROSS.

I had to look away. It was so disgusting. How could anybody be that unsanitary in public? After she handed me the money, I washed my hands. Twice. I mean what the fuuuuuuck.

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Re: Up In Thur! Up In Thur!

Postby MatParker116 » 30 Apr 2012, 02:50

That is technically a public order offence
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Postby Preacher » 30 Apr 2012, 03:11

Only technically?
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Postby Ayailla » 30 Apr 2012, 03:21

That is... quite vile. Just the mental images are disturbing me, I can only imagine how you felt WATCHING it...
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Re: Up In Thur! Up In Thur!

Postby leapy » 30 Apr 2012, 03:42

Ewww, Just ewww.

How often do the nether reagons become itchy anyway? Unless one has recently shaved and/or has an STI?

So yeh, I hope thy had some of that alcoholic hand sanitizer in Subway (I'm assuming you work for subway).

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Postby Geoff_B » 30 Apr 2012, 03:45

O.O Do you work in London at all? Just so I know which Subways to stay away from...
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Postby the_lone_bard » 30 Apr 2012, 04:50

Guys, seriously, how did you not ask the important question.

Was she hot?

Seriously guys, priorities.
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Postby Geoff_B » 30 Apr 2012, 04:52

If she was hot why bother with purple makeup and all the rest of it?
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Postby Darkobra » 30 Apr 2012, 04:56

Geoff_B wrote:If she was hot why bother with purple makeup and all the rest of it?


The nail now has a headache for Geoff has brought the hammer down.
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Postby SilPho » 30 Apr 2012, 04:58

Excessive make-up makes people less attractive anyway.

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Postby Geoff_B » 30 Apr 2012, 05:01

SilPho wrote:Excessive make-up makes people less attractive anyway.

</personal opinion>


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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 30 Apr 2012, 05:03

Excessive, yes. However I believe it would be unwise, if also kind, to say there are some individuals for whom a certain level of makeup is necessary. My aunt Margaret for example, and Nicki Minaj.
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Re: Up In Thur! Up In Thur!

Postby leapy » 30 Apr 2012, 05:05

the_lone_bard wrote:Guys, seriously, how did you not ask the important question.

Was she hot?

Seriously guys, priorities.


She sounds like a massive chav. This would imply a lack of hotness.
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Re: Up In Thur! Up In Thur!

Postby Deedles » 30 Apr 2012, 05:28

After reading this thread I'm gonna have to go take a shower, feel so dirty.

No, actually, two showers ... or maybe three.
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Re: Up In Thur! Up In Thur!

Postby Darkobra » 30 Apr 2012, 05:30

*hands Deedles my PC* My Windows 7 64 bit installation is being a bastard so punish my PC for me. Give it the old soap and water on the disc tray!
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Re: Up In Thur! Up In Thur!

Postby Elomin Sha » 30 Apr 2012, 05:34

There is never enough make up to cover the hideous. I wear a paper bag all the time so I don't have to look at people.
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Postby SilPho » 30 Apr 2012, 05:59

How do you get people into the bag if you can't see them?
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Postby Elomin Sha » 30 Apr 2012, 06:07

That's what makes the bag so scary, you never know if you're next.
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Re: Up In Thur! Up In Thur!

Postby Season's Beatings » 30 Apr 2012, 13:14

the_lone_bard wrote:Guys, seriously, how did you not ask the important question.

Was she hot?

Seriously guys, priorities.

I think you're missing the point somewhat. If she's going at her nethers like her crabs have launched a zerg rush, that is diminished hotness in my book.

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Postby plummeting_sloth » 30 Apr 2012, 16:11

And that was the day I met the district manager.
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