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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Matt » 15 May 2012, 12:46

Canvas tennis shoes.

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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Metcarfre » 15 May 2012, 12:50

Aw, you're no fun.
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby TomBrend » 15 May 2012, 12:52

Two button, three button, or double breasted?
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Matt » 15 May 2012, 13:02

I lurve a three button suit, but two is the way to go right now.

Double breasted looks ridiculous on just about everyone.

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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Dutch guy » 15 May 2012, 13:04

Mr. Mott Waggins

Are you getting tired of this yet?
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Matt » 15 May 2012, 13:04

Nope.

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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Digital Dolphin » 15 May 2012, 13:05

Matt, that was an amazing parody :shock:

Also, my invisible hat is off to you for replying to all these questions... I am appoint.
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Elomin Sha » 15 May 2012, 13:07

Dear Matt, how long until you become the unequivocal fan favourite?
Is this thread the start of this?
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Matt » 15 May 2012, 13:08

Elomin Sha wrote:Dear Matt, how long until you become the unequivocal fan favourite?
Is this thread the start of this?


That's up to you fine folks, innit?

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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Geoff_B » 15 May 2012, 13:08

Dear Matt

Why are you so Matt?
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Dibria » 15 May 2012, 13:08

How did you avoid murdering Bill and Morgan during all those podcasts in which they talked over you, insulted you and were just general dicks to you?

Seriously, whenever I listen to old podcasts you get about five seconds into any sentence before Bill or Morgan cut you off, even I want to murder them you must have come close.
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Kapol » 15 May 2012, 13:11

Can I have a piece of toast?
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby JustAName » 15 May 2012, 13:12

Isn't Matt already the fan favorite? We may each have our personal preferences, but I'd say overall, given his commitment to us, and the fact that he spends the most time interacting with the community, and basically being awesome, we owe him the title of favorite if he doesn't already have it.
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Metcarfre » 15 May 2012, 13:13

Wayfarers or aviators?
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Matt » 15 May 2012, 13:14

Geoff_B wrote:Dear Matt

Why are you so Matt?


I am cuz I is, you ain't cuz you not.

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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Elomin Sha » 15 May 2012, 13:14

Dear Healthily Mauled Matt, if you had a full beard you wanted to get rid of, would you prefer plucking, sand papering or waxing?
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Matt » 15 May 2012, 13:14

Dibria wrote:How did you avoid murdering Bill and Morgan during all those podcasts in which they talked over you, insulted you and were just general dicks to you?

Seriously, whenever I listen to old podcasts you get about five seconds into any sentence before Bill or Morgan cut you off, even I want to murder them you must have come close.


Masterful self restraint.

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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Ayailla » 15 May 2012, 13:33

Dear Mr. Matt, I have two questions for you.

1.) When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
2.) Are you impressed that this thread has existed for so long without me bringing up that crush I used to have on y...... AH CRAP.
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby TomBrend » 15 May 2012, 13:45

I still have a crush on matt.
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Metcarfre » 15 May 2012, 13:46

Who doesn't?
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby JayBlanc » 15 May 2012, 13:50

Dear Jeff Bridges, How did you feel about the creepy younger animated version of you in Tron 2?
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby empath » 15 May 2012, 14:02

Matt wrote:
empath wrote:Dear Dr. Matt (PhD-T&S):

Two trains travel between Whitehorse and Yellowknife. The first train leaves Whitehorse at 5:00p.m. and accelerates instantly to its traveling speed of 45km/h. The second train leaves Yellowknife at 6:00p.m. and similarly immediately begins traveling toward Whitehorse at 60km/h. At what time will the two trains pass one another?


Instantaneous acceleration is impossible.

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Good one - I should have made a caveat 'assuming Inst.Acc. possible for the purposes of this word problem', but there we are.

Well said!

Of course, the answer(s) I was looking for: "Never, as there is no rail lines connecting the two cities." or possibly "12:27p.m. the next day...after a rail line covering the 1880km 'best path' walking distance (according to Google Maps) between the two cities has been completed."
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Geoff_B » 15 May 2012, 14:41

JayBlanc wrote:Dear Jeff Bridges, How did you feel about the creepy younger animated version of you in Tron 2?


I thought he was very well done. Eyes were a bit off though.

Oh wait it's not me is it?
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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Matt » 15 May 2012, 15:00

Ayailla wrote:Dear Mr. Matt, I have two questions for you.

1.) When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
2.) Are you impressed that this thread has existed for so long without me bringing up that crush I used to have on y...... AH CRAP.


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Re: Mauling Matt

Postby Matt » 15 May 2012, 15:02

Kapol wrote:Can I have a piece of toast?


I don't know, can you?

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