The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby BlitzRunner27 » 27 May 2012, 04:02

I actually can't stand video pornography; it makes me incredibly uncomfortable. I find I get the most enjoyment from my smut if I'm given just enough to get an idea for the situation and let my imagination take over the rest. Ergo, I vastly prefer hand drawn porn as it makes it easier for my brain to create my own context for the situation.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby goat » 27 May 2012, 04:57

PlasmaCow wrote:because being a ladykiller is a precursor to sex, here's David Attenborough wooing Cameron Diaz.


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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Duckay » 27 May 2012, 14:39

Dibria wrote:I think the problem with all porn is desensitisation, I very rarely find myself returning to previously viewed material and most often flit around the web looking for something I haven't seen before when the mood so takes me.


I can see that. I don't like revisiting the same specific video more than a couple of times because after that it loses it's appeal, at least for a while, before it "comes around" again.

That said, I still tend to stick to pretty much the same "genre" of pornography over and over because I don't really mind if the general gist is the same as long as there's something different going on.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Mowinckel » 27 May 2012, 14:46

I tend be very good at reading people, this is good for many things, it is not good for watching porn, it is blatantly obvious when any of the partners are faking it (99% of all porn) and it is a really big turn-off but I scour the internet and save the ones where they do not. But I can always fall back on written stuff as they do not fake it in my imagination. I like the girls when they are with a male but I do not like the male...this is problem :S but can be solved by sex where there is not another dude in my sight or where I can at least control my own camera angle
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby The Tortured Soul » 27 May 2012, 20:57

Reading this thread almost makes me feel terrible.

I'm a horrifically unobservant person (and to some degree gullible too!). So I can usually ignore the fake-ness of porn. Though i guess I like to attribute this to incredible skills of suspension-of-disbelief. While this leads me to be able to enjoy porn, bad movies and Roleplay (The geeky kind) I guess it cane make me easily duped and used. That said I usually don't like it when they speak during the act because it usually sounds terrible, possibly to the point where it breaks my suspension-of-disbelief, possibly I just find their voice or the shit they say irritating!

Also I save and keep, pretty much all my videos (but that might be my hoarding nature) and there are a lot that I like to re-watch often. Though there is stuff I have that I don't often watch and some that I think "why do I have this?". Though that's because like Dibria sometimes I like something just because it's new!

I also like playing porn games, which I think initially came about because of newgrounds when I was 15 or so. But I know I got into Zone's stuff because of his/her Teen Titans flashes and just thinking "this is wrong!" so I guess a taboo or guilty pleasure. I've never been ashamed to talk to my friends about my porn, but I was a little embarrassed about liking flash stuff and wouldn't mention it.

Visiting taboos again I've never been able to explain why I like hentai, I'm guessing it started as a Taboo thing, or this is "weird and new", especially when tentacles. Possibly even the roleplayer in me going "Imagine what it'd feel like to cum from that many orifices!" or something. I know people I've spoken to have had fantasies about things that could never actually physically happen.

As for genders and my own orientation. I do sometimes find it weird that I don't own more gay stuff as I am bisexual myself. But I think it's a case of Porn guys generally don't do it for me. I tend to like Blowjob vids though and I did have some "bisexual porn" but lost that when an old comp died and never really tried to find it again (because as I said, the guys in that didn't do it for me). Also said I'm probably not a straight 50/50 bi as I tend to be more picky when it comes to guys. (I've heard of some scale with numbers and letters but I don't know what it is, so no idea where I'd fit on it.) Also I have in the past had a thing for Lesbian Porn, probably because of boob ratio, occasionally I'll still watch it but not as much these days.

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Yoshi_Gal » 29 May 2012, 05:01

I like my gay hentai comics and thats about it. Lesbians don't do it for me if I'm looking for something to get all hot and bothered over it and straight couples kind of make me uncomfortable. And anything uhh 'live action'sends me into fits of giggles. So yeah, I prefer drawn stuff or my own imagination.
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Postby Deedles » 31 May 2012, 23:30

I'm talking to you right now, Elomin. :D
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Postby Dutch guy » 31 May 2012, 23:55

We all know there's no girls on the internet Deedles :-p
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Postby ex-Lurker » 01 Jun 2012, 16:04

Due to the prevalence of that statement, either in jest or spoken seriously, I now want to find the first girl on the internet and give her a medal.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 02 Jun 2012, 15:44

Do breast implants make the breast sore?
I have seen many images of idealised tittage in wank mags, porn site w/e and they are always an unnatural size; stick out a tangent of 90* and look very sore.

Is there a forum member with this sort of knowledge who can enlighten me?
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Postby Psyclone » 02 Jun 2012, 16:04

Tbh it's kind of numb. I'm told pretty much all of the feeling will have returned by the 2 year mark, but one of my scars got infected so I don't know. It hurts like fuck for about 2 months and you have to wear compression bras that don't let you breathe deeply, and then you can't lie on your stomach or raise your arms above 90 degrees for another 4 months. After that it's pretty much okay, but stretching too much isn't a great idea and lying on them still feels sort of like lying on water balloons.

How real they look depends on how big they are; if it's just like a cup size then it operates pretty much like a normal breast, especially since they put them under the pectorals now, but if you're trying to augment more than that then the skin tends to stretch unnaturally, which is probably what makes it look sore. If you put the implant towards the bottom of the breast then it will slope pretty naturally, but it's true that if you try to add to the top they look pretty fake. Also, they don't bounce as much, and sometimes if you push on one side the implant just sticks out the other side instead of just squishing like it should. I expect that models like that are getting the best surgery money can buy, though.

As for me, it turned out kind of disappointing, but that's what you get when you try to add a breast where there never was one, and having two fake-looking boobs is still better than having just one.

Edit: I should mention that I have silicone implants, so I don't really know what the saline ones are like. I think they're jigglier? Also sometimes they explode.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 03 Jun 2012, 04:16

My knowledge is all third hand, be warned.

As far as I know, if you want to go from a small size to a big one, it's recommended not to do it all at once. The skin can stretch, but it's painful to stretch it too much. Therefore usually you go with a smaller size first.
Since getting repeated operations isn't such a great idea, what they do is they put the "bags" there and fill them some, then you go back to get them filled more. I assume these are saline, I'm not sure. When the right size is reached you just close the whole thing.

I only know this because my boyfriend's ex had it done to her, so obviously I'm not being very specific about the details. But if your question was "wouldn't it hurt the skin to put something huge in it right away?" that's how they do it.

The "look very sore" could be you projecting. They often don't look natural when they are much bigger than the natural ones, the skin is tight on them, the nipples look smaller comparatively than what you might expect, and of course they don't seem to obey gravity in the same way as natural breasts (for instance, when I'm lying on my back, my breasts aren't on my chest, they're on my sides. With smaller breasts, they get smaller instead or even disappear)

Also, interesting note, I assumed this was the body modification thread at first. I guess you went with the sex thread because the question was arisen from seeing porn.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Dibria » 03 Jun 2012, 07:54

Breast implants as a concept kind of irritate me, we have as a culture sexualised breasts, and in particular their size, to the point people are willing to spend fantastical amounts of money on altering them. I don't wish to antagonise people that have chosen to get them but I can't help but wonder why, the only reason I can see for it is personal confidence. Yes some men have a preference toward larger busts but the majority of the people I have discussed the matter with see them as a 'perk' rather than an essential part in picking a partner.

Medically I am not aware of any benefits, last I checked they prevented breast feeding which could be seen as a distinct disadvantage depending on the woman involved. I understand that after breast removal surgery for cancer or similar medical complaints a replacement is often desirable but for purely cosmetic reasons I don't understand it. Is self worth for a woman directly proportional to bust size? I know that the comparison is often to do with penis size and I will admit I sometimes to worry about how partners will think of my... proportions, but I don't measure my self worth by it.

I also wouldn't if we all walked around with our Penises (Peni?) hanging out which is often an argument I've heard launched against the comparison, that women can't help but compare because they can see each others bust size.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 03 Jun 2012, 07:57

Not really a cultural thing, breasts are a big physiological cue for humans, and most apes. If we as a species thought longer tails were a reproductive cue we'd probably be wondering about tail extensions.

As our intelligence has blossomed we've moved to incorporate more complex dynamics in our picking of partners (certainly there's little evolutionary benefit to them having a nice personality), but our primal animalistic drives are still very much present.

And it's not so much the function as the scale, because the basic human neurology associates bigger with better able to provide, same with musculature and hips, whether it be true or not.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Dibria » 03 Jun 2012, 08:00

Lyinginbedmon wrote:Not really a cultural thing, breasts are a big physiological cue for humans, and most apes. If we as a species thought longer tails were a reproductive cue we'd probably be wondering about tail extensions.

And it's not so much the function as the scale, because the basic human neurology associates bigger with better able to provide, same with musculature and hips, whether it be true or not.


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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 03 Jun 2012, 08:02

Not really, a great deal of our self-esteem socially is drawn from the same elements, we want to be able to compete and in many cases "beat" our competitors. It's no secret the plastic surgery industry is based heavily on self-esteem issues.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Deedles » 03 Jun 2012, 08:02

Some women want breast implants simply because they like having big boobs, not because they feel that 'omg! I need bigger boobs than her to be worth something!'.
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 03 Jun 2012, 08:04

Probably something we should keep in mind that statements regarding human nature shouldn't be taken as true for every single human being ever, only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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Postby Deedles » 03 Jun 2012, 08:13

I just thought that should be mentioned.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Dibria » 03 Jun 2012, 08:21

My point was that we have deemed it socially acceptable to alter yourself because of, most often, a minor perceived personal defect - I stated about penis size but if there wasn't some people worried over it I wouldn't get emailed half as many penis enlargement adverts.

Your statement about Tails was perfectly correct but it missed the point in that I was saying that if we were all after tail extensions what makes that ok? What makes it ok for a society to undermine the confidence of members until they desire to physically and permanently alter themselves? Yes it's a hardwired part of the human mind but do you think there would be half as many women queued to get breast implants/reductions if no one ever made a 'joke' about it? Friends rib each other all the time but be honest, sometimes jokes hit close to home and every 'flat chest' or 'udders' comment builds up.

It is a physiological marker but it is a sociological problem that leads to self worth issues. If you stuck a man and woman on an island having never seen any other humans then there is a good chance that man may think 'I wish these awesome things on her chest were bigger' as that's part of evolutionary biology but without a society to undermine her self worth she'd just smack him one and be done with it.
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 03 Jun 2012, 08:28

They spring from the same source, even if we did somehow mandate a halt to all boob jokes people would still fixate on them in various ways.

To return to your island hypothetical, it's also possible that the female would want bigger breasts, whether to please the male, to better feed her own offspring, or just because, as previously noted, she likes them.

Not every negative aspect of our modern psychology is caused by society, our brains are not a work of perfection and quite often cause their own problems, even if society occasionally nudges them along. You might as well blame dung beetle society for encouraging beetles to get bigger balls of dung for their mates than the next guy, or lion society for encouraging lions to see who's the strongest of the pride.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Psyclone » 03 Jun 2012, 09:06

For the record, recent technological advances mean that with newer implants breast feeding is most likely totally okay.

I will admit that yes, my decision to get implants was completely cosmetic and motivated by societal norms, but it's not so much the pressure of 'having big boobs' as 'having the correct number of boobs'. I can't speak for other women, but having implants for me means that clothes fit me better, I can wear normal bras, low-cut shirts and swimsuits, and I'm less ashamed of my body. So, make of that what you will.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 03 Jun 2012, 09:36

I think if you have a real pain and suffering caused by your self-perception dependent on your body or part of your body, and changing it isn't a health concern, you should go ahead. Sure, it would be nice if everyone liked their noses, or breasts, or weight, or ears (these come to mind as the things most commonly changed) but in the end, it really depends if this is really the cause of the discomfort or if it's a symptom.
For some people, afterwards there is a real sense of problem solved, they can finally live their own life, etc. That to me is worth a lot, even if I personally think they looked better before.
Some people will never be satisfied and will change everything and then change it again. In these cases I think the problem is deeper and needs to be solved in other ways.

However I agree that as a culture we have made it more important than it should be. There are whole industries that pretty much require women to get implants before they can work in them (or make them strongly feel like they don't belong if they decide not to), and to me that seems ridiculous. That kind of decision should be made for one's well being (or because one feels like it, even), and not due to pressure.

However, most people seem to understand reducing breasts. In my opinion, there shouldn't be a significant difference there. Sure, large breasts can be impractical, but I wouldn't be surprised if one of the main reasons women get reductions is also the way they perceive themselves or feel they are perceived due to their large breasts. And that's fine.

As far as taste, I know a lot of men who prefer small breasts, or who don't care about the size but can't stand fake breasts (from an intellectual point of view. I assume they would be fine with those that they could "justify" as medical). So I don't think getting implants automatically makes you more attractive to everyone. I have no clue if females attractive to female show the same tendencies as straight and bi males in their tastes or different ones... Not that they would represent a huge proportion of the population, I guess, but if they're the ones you want to attract, they're the ones you'd care about.

About guys not walking around with their penises out, women usually don't have their breasts out either. I guess a better comparison would be codpieces. If everyone wore a codpiece, chances are you'd feel inadequate if you didn't.

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