The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 06 Jul 2012, 11:44

Mmh, you have to avoid silicon based lube with silicone toys, right? Pretty much all of our toys are silicon. It would be fine when used for me, though.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby aeric90 » 06 Jul 2012, 11:56

I used to be big into the silicon based lube but I quickly phased it out for a good quality water based one (which I forget the name off the top of my head) for regular bedroom purposes. The silicon based one was just too much of a chore, especially when it came to spillages and accidents or just trying to turn a goddamn door nob. The water ones have been getting better and better.

That being said, I keep a small bottle of silicon for those "extra strength" situations and for fun in the shower.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby JustAName » 06 Jul 2012, 12:18

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Wraith » 06 Jul 2012, 13:46

The trouble with water-based lube is that it wears off too quickly. It gets absorbed, especially when you're rubbing it in; which is kind of the point...
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 06 Jul 2012, 17:18

Mmh, that hasn't been a problem for me, I just add some more. But I can see how it could get annoying.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby TheRocket » 07 Jul 2012, 04:22

Oh God those reactive lubes are burney terrible no no fun time. :(
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby I X » 07 Jul 2012, 19:35

'preciate you guys not assuming I was being a big dumb man and hurting her. >.< That was quite a worry. Also thanks for the advice. I've been suggesting lube for AGES but she was meh. Now she's up for it.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 08 Jul 2012, 05:31

I think with vaginal intercourse, the suggestion of lube for women can make you insecure. You know how not getting it up is said to make you feel less like a man? Well, if you use lube for vaginal intercourse, then surely it means you're "not wet enough" and so you're being inadequate as a woman.

That fact is that women produce different amounts of wetness, and even the same one can produce more or less from one time to the next. Then it dries up and we don,t have an infinite supply, so if it lasts a while we need help. And for some sizes we need help too. But as much as we intelectualise it and know there is nothing wrong about it, it's quite possible that the first instinct remains "No. I don't need that." (or, "I don't want to need that") because even if the suggestion doesn't make you feel inadequate, you might still have the feel that it "shouldn't be necessary" so that it isn't.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby JustAName » 08 Jul 2012, 07:49

What she said.
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 08 Jul 2012, 09:41

Honestly it was the perineum part that concerned me most...but that may be because as a guy there's not really much in the way of orifices around that area through which to tear it...
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Digital Dolphin » 09 Jul 2012, 23:00

Through a series of oddly connected meme references and perverted mind sets, several online discussions I took part in eventually evolved (devolved) from a lack of double rainbow, into whether any woman has a dapper mustache shaved out of her pubic hair.

So now I put it to this thread... Has anyone every done that, or something similar, and would you find such actions fun or arousing, or a turn off, or a non-issue either way?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby JustAName » 09 Jul 2012, 23:15

I would try, but I don't think I'm skilled enough with a razor.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 10 Jul 2012, 10:45

The only pattern I've ever had on my crotch or armpits is a triforce. I don't think I'd want a moustache there, honestly.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Dibria » 10 Jul 2012, 10:50

I don't think it would be a turn off but neither would it be a turn on, more of of a brief shared 'that's hilarious' and then nothing.

That said I now want to try doing so, I think a Poirot style curled Moustache with a penis in the centre would be...

...Nope, that's just plain disturbing, forget I said anything.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Metcarfre » 10 Jul 2012, 10:53

Maybe you could do an emo swoop covering one ball.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Dibria » 10 Jul 2012, 10:58

metcarfre wrote:Maybe you could do an emo swoop covering one ball.


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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby TheRocket » 10 Jul 2012, 13:16

Wait Wait, the moustache would have to be facing upwards, so you know, when a guy is down there it looks like HE has the moustache. And yes it's been done. Not by me because I don't have any hair to make it so, but there are photos on the interwebs of this.

Now the emo swoop however...

What about a dwarven beard?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby TheRocket » 10 Jul 2012, 13:17

Also, lube! lube everywhere!

Worst part about silicone lube is the 'WASHENING' OF THE SHEETS. By far.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 10 Jul 2012, 13:56

I've actually talked about female dwarven beards being down there. Turns out, from experimentation, it's possible to braid your pubic hair but I recommend cornrows.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby I X » 10 Jul 2012, 14:57

Avistew wrote:I think with vaginal intercourse, the suggestion of lube for women can make you insecure. You know how not getting it up is said to make you feel less like a man? Well, if you use lube for vaginal intercourse, then surely it means you're "not wet enough" and so you're being inadequate as a woman.

That fact is that women produce different amounts of wetness, and even the same one can produce more or less from one time to the next. Then it dries up and we don,t have an infinite supply, so if it lasts a while we need help. And for some sizes we need help too. But as much as we intelectualise it and know there is nothing wrong about it, it's quite possible that the first instinct remains "No. I don't need that." (or, "I don't want to need that") because even if the suggestion doesn't make you feel inadequate, you might still have the feel that it "shouldn't be necessary" so that it isn't.


Yeah. I didn't mean to sound insensitive to this feeling. I know that's the reason she didn't want it. But given how I've managed to injure her before, I thought she might go for it sooner, that's all. Anyway we have some at last and we shall see how that goes. :D
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Digital Dolphin » 10 Jul 2012, 21:36

A girl I'm in a friends / maybe-more-than-friends situation with has been having sex dreams about me.

Gotta say I'm pretty flattered by that.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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/tactics/
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby JustAName » 10 Jul 2012, 22:09

Lube worked really well! It just went in! It's like we skipped the first five minutes of the actual penetration of trying to go slow and avoid pain!
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Metcarfre » 10 Jul 2012, 22:11

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