The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby 2stepz » 13 Oct 2012, 14:16

Roommates having sex... then leaving the room and realizing that everyone in the house KNOWS what they were just up to... I think the apologies were worse than hearing the act. Just hearing it, you didn't have to look at them.

And THIS is one of many reasons I live alone, at a significant detriment to my finances.
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Postby Master Gunner » 13 Oct 2012, 14:37

For clarity on the level of awkwardness at the time: I had just woken up and was checking internet on my phone when they started (so, still in bed), and their bed is up against the same wall as mine. So they were about 2 feet from my head. Still better than the place I lived where a couple did it in the living room, on the couch...against the same wall as the head of my bed.
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Postby 2stepz » 13 Oct 2012, 15:53

Lets just say I was on the opposite side of the house and still heard him yell "Get your legs up here, woman!" and other choice phrases. Yikes.
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Postby Master Gunner » 13 Oct 2012, 16:32

Some people really aren't fans of subtlety.
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 13 Oct 2012, 20:10

I've never been very good at talking dirty personally, I'm usually tremendously laconic whilst in the act.
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Postby auberginequeen » 14 Oct 2012, 00:58

Dirty talk always sounds really forced to me. Sometimes I've received that request and it sounds fake to me but apparently not to them since they respond positively. Then if they try to do it to me it's so unbelievable it's almost a turnoff.

Much better to not say much. The occasional moan or sound of enjoyment is nice, but don't try to talk to me, I'm concentrating on getting off here. Those lines sound like something out of a bad porno.
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Postby ex-Lurker » 14 Oct 2012, 06:43

I've been at uni for a bit more then a month now and haven't heard other people's fun time; I'm hoping this continues.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Fezzul » 14 Oct 2012, 10:09

Hearing my roommates having sex didn't bother me so much.

Don't know why. Mind you, it was the set of roommates I was good friends with, so I guess it was a kind of "Well, they're happy. I'll go in to my room and watch Doctor Who." If it had been the other (now ex)roommate who was a psychopathic Austrian, I think it would have bothered me more.
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Postby Drinnik » 15 Oct 2012, 14:18

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby King Kool » 15 Oct 2012, 19:25

I never have anything to contribute to this thread.

So... I just watched Just Like Heaven. And spoilers, Mark Ruffalo tells Reese Witherspoon he loves her. He says straight out, "I love you." And she says, "Nobody's ever said that to me before."

Now, I'm not going to pretend Reese Witherspoon's real age is relevant, but in this movie, she's a doctor. So... the character's gotta be in her mid-twenties at the youngest.

So... REALLY? Nobody's ever said that to her before? And I'm assuming she's not counting her parents or whatever (I don't think her parents are characters in this movie).

Is she supposed to be a virgin? Or is she in the habit of having sex with people who don't love her?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Duckay » 16 Oct 2012, 00:06

It doesn't have to be a "habit". Maybe she's only had a small number of sexual partners. And I mean, I dated one guy for a year who never said "I love you" outright in that time.

Or maybe she is a virgin. Or likes to have sex regardless of love. In my opinion, nothing wrong with any of the above possibilities as long as the people directly involved are safe and happy.
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 16 Oct 2012, 02:00

I'm about a year away from becoming Doctor Chrusher and I have never had sex or been in a relationship. No one (outside of relatives) has said 'I love you' to me.
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 16 Oct 2012, 02:22

I've had a couple people say they love me, a few more express crushes (though perhaps sadly they're not often mutual), and as a gentleman I'll refrain from counting the exact population of the archives and just say that I have had sex. I'm a 22-year old digital hermit, so I suppose I'm not exactly the norm.
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Postby auberginequeen » 16 Oct 2012, 07:25

I know plenty of people who are not doctors but are on their way to/through med school who have never had a romantic relationship and are definitely virgins. And as far as I can tell you'd be lucky to find a friend who would say they love you around here.

Med school is very demanding, even before you get in. I hung out with a group of girls in high school, most of whom wanted to be doctors. They spent about 90% of their time studying and the other 10% sleeping and on creative pursuits (art and cosplay, mostly)

So I guess I don't really find it that strange.

At the same time, what's wrong with going around having casual sex all the time? As long as you're safe/intelligent about it there's no real issue, IMO. Some might disagree from a supposed "moral" standpoint but I don't like to be judgemental like that. And again, med school is very demanding, so maybe she's only been able to have short liaisons to scratch an itch or two. Maybe she hasn't had time to build that kind of relationship with someone.

As for me, I've ended up the opposite. People tell me they love me but we never have sex, ranging mostly from "they're my platonic friend" to "they live in another country."
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby 2stepz » 16 Oct 2012, 08:51

There are a lot of people who shy away from that "L" word, and for a wide variety of reasons. Sometimes it's not wanting to be the first one to say it, sometimes it's a fear of commitment (and an accompanying assumption that love=commitment), sometimes it's just due to an internal definition, that 'love' is something that only happens once in a lifetime.

I'm not one of them, I use the word plenty. However, I recognize that there are differing definitions of the word. You can love family, love your friends, love everyone you date, and/or love your soulmate... and it brings different meanings, emotions, and attachments to varying scenarios.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 16 Oct 2012, 09:18

My parents never told us they loved us. They said it was a very unfair thing to say to your child, because it was blackmailing them into saying they loved you back, since they were in a dependent position, and you should never force your children to love you. So their opinion was that you should show you love your children through your actions, but not say it.
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Postby auberginequeen » 16 Oct 2012, 09:46

That... sounds kind of nice, actually. I know my parents always said they loved me and I felt forced to say it back. Them saying it didn't really make me feel any better, it felt like they were just saying it so I'd say it back. Like they didn't know if I loved them. They usually sounded a little... desperate when they said it. They still do sometimes. Am I that hard to read?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Metcarfre » 16 Oct 2012, 09:55

That's fucked up.

That is fucked. Up.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby TheRocket » 16 Oct 2012, 10:00

That makes me very grateful that I have parents who said and unsaid always meant it, and I always meant it back.

In other words, I agree with Met.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Kirkygirl » 16 Oct 2012, 10:05

I too, am grateful to have parents that always told me that they loved me and that I was special etc when I was growing up.
But getting back to the sex thread, do you (or did you) find it was difficult to go out and have random one night stands with people just purely for the experience and hate it? I dunno, it just seems like I can't have sex with someone I don't really know.

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby 2stepz » 16 Oct 2012, 10:14

Kirkygirl wrote:I too, am grateful to have parents that always told me that they loved me and that I was special etc when I was growing up.
But getting back to the sex thread, do you (or did you) find it was difficult to go out and have random one night stands with people just purely for the experience and hate it? I dunno, it just seems like I can't have sex with someone I don't really know.

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby King Kool » 16 Oct 2012, 10:44

Dammit, this is getting derailed in lovey-dovey crap. I'm gonna take this back on track and stay on topic. (I've never one-night-stood before, so I can't add to Kirkygirl's thing).

So... she's a ghost in the movie, and at one point, she jumps into his body to stop him from drinking. She never does it again, but they're laying next to each other in bed, all "I wish I could touch you..."

I was kinda thinking... why not jump into his body and jerk him off with HIS hand? Maybe you'd BOTH feel it.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 16 Oct 2012, 10:49

I have had casual sex and found that it wasn't for me, so I guess I'm like you?
I didn't find it hard at all to have the casual sex. But I did feel less self-worth when I did.

This being said, if it's someone I care about and trust, even not romantically (so, a friend for instance), then I haven't ever regretted it. It's hookups that I have regretted, so I just don't do it anymore.

To be fair, when I did it, I was in a weird place in my life, very self-destructive. Maybe if I had been in a better place I would have enjoyed it more. As it is now though, I really have no interest in it. I see sex as a bonding experience, like hugs or kissing, and I don't need to bond with complete strangers. I want to bond with people I already like and trust.

The best part of sex is the time you're not having sex, but you're enriched by the experience of having had sex, and you feel closer, and you enjoy every second of your time together much more than before.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby auberginequeen » 16 Oct 2012, 10:54

@KK I was going to say she could probably just jump into the body of another chick but then I realized that's sort of questionably ethical.

Maybe she could ... come back as a zombah? If she's a female doctor she can't have been dead for too long. Or possess the body of someone recently dead? But I guess she'd still be kind of cold. Would he care?

Then again what's the benefit of being alive in this universe? Evidently as a ghost you can still communicate with the living, you don't need to eat... Is it that you wish you could affect things but you can't? But you can possess people to do it for you.

Can you have sex as a ghost? Because I'd just recommend she just enjoy his company and be with him when he kicks the bucket. If there's no definite advantage to being alive, he could probably even pop himself off now and they could be together.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby 2stepz » 16 Oct 2012, 11:00

Because Touch!=Sex... ?

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