The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

[MinniChi]

regular condoms taste horrible.

I assumed most penises would, too.

This isn't even a cleanliness thing. I just mean... is flesh supposed to taste good? The nipple is purpose-built to go into the mouth, so evolutionarily, it probably tastes like something so you'll want to drink or something. That's why your teeth don't taste like anything, or if they do, you're just used to it.

Penis actually don't taste bad unless someone has extremely bad personal hygiene habits. Penis tastes much like skin anywhere else on the body. It just has a very different feel to it. The only icky tasting thing (I find) about a penis is the ejaculate.

As for condom sizes, Even though most guys I've known have bragged about their penis sizes, I have yet to meet a penis that will not fit the average condom. Sorry guys. But you're not as big as you like to think you are.

[TheRocket]

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[KiteNeravar]

Now, if I'm on a date, which was the original question, then yeah, I would bring some. At least some flavored ones. Guys (in my personal experience) seem to assume oral sex is exempt from protection (despite transmitting most crap) and regular condoms taste horrible.

Perhaps I'm strange but if the choice is between protected oral sex or no oral sex, I would probably go with no oral sex.

As for carrying condoms, I never do, but that's mostly because I don't go out looking for one night stands. I've always just been interested in committed relationships.

[King Kool]

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Just remember: it's all yours.

[Avistew]

Penises (or penes, if you want to use the latin plural) actually don't have much of a taste. Pre-ejaculate and ejaculate do, though. Both of them I enjoy the taste of, but it seems common to dislike the taste of come.

And the taste varies from one person to the next, too. I actually have had experience with one guy whose ejaculate taste foul. It was pretty terrible. Mostly, though, I enjoy the taste a lot.

Flavoured condoms taste bad, but not as bad as regular condoms.

And if the choice is between giving oral sex with a condom on or not giving oral sex, I'll give oral sex. Because I really enjoy it and I enjoy pleasuring guys. But I would also want to get tested as soon as possible so we can leave the condoms out from then on. I'd want to give blowjobs without condoms before having intercourse without condoms.

If the guy really doesn't want a blowjob with a condom on, then I assume I would jerk him off, as I'm comfortable doing that without protection.

And Rocket, I know your experience isn't typical, but I agree that most guys fit regular condoms fine. I assume guys who have a very different size would be used to carrying condoms that fit them if they plan on having sex, so having some that are the wrong size wouldn't be an issue. I see carrying condoms as a back-up plan, anyways, for the case when a guy doesn't have any. If he does, I'll use his first, since they're more likely to be the right type (except for oral sex).

[TheRocket]

ALL I SAID WAS ...

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[KiteNeravar]

I'm not against blow jobs with condoms on principle or anything. I've tried it and I just couldn't get pleasure out of it, which lead to my girlfriend becoming frustrated and blaming herself, etc.

[Avistew]

Well obviously if it doesn't feel good, time to switch to something else then As far as I know it's not that unusual for people to dislike condoms. Still, it sometimes amazes me how there are so many guys who insist so much on using condoms to be safe (and not as birth control) but completely throw that out the window as far as oral sex is concerned, like it's not risky too.

[KiteNeravar]

Yeah guys that that are confusing. Personally I've only ever had sex with someone I knew was clean so safety wasn't a concern for me. I did use condoms before she got on the pill to avoid the whole creating a new life thing.

[King Kool]

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Each of those three dots represents someone's testicle.

[TheRocket]

Giggidy.

[Sieg Reyu]

Mind you, those three dots are a 1:1 size ratio.

The one thing my girlfriend sucks at, ironically, is blowjobs.

[JustAName]

So give her advice?

[Sieg Reyu]

Her big problem is stamina and giving up too easily. I try to encourage her and tell her what she does right, and she's getting better, but she's still a long way off. It's not a bid deal. I can do without, I just find it funny.

[King Kool]

I am still baffled by the existence of bad blowjobs.

[JustAName]

It's really freaking hard if the guy isn't easy to get off. Your mouth gets tired before you think anything's working. :/

[Deedles]

It's really freaking hard if the guy isn't easy to get off. Your mouth gets tired before you think anything's working. :/

+1

[aeric90]

It's frustrating for the guy too! I hate it when I'm getting a great blow job and I just can't get there. It's frustrating

[Lyinginbedmon]

I think that goes for all guys regardless of situation.

[auberginequeen]

A similar thing applies to women, at least in my experience. The wave of disappointment that washes over when they have to give up is killer.

Then there's those times when you're right there and then suddenly it's gone because they shifted a little or they decided to do something different or whatever. Even when you tell them to keep doing what they're doing!

When someone does that to me I have to resist the urge to strangle them. That's probably why I could never have a one-night stand: I need that layer of love to keep me from pummeling them into the ground. I try to be a good and rational person but at that point it's a literal fit of rage.

[aeric90]

I think that goes for all guys regardless of situation.

I stated it particularily because it's the only way I have trouble finishing. Most other methods work fine and in an appropriate timeframe.

[Sieg Reyu]

A similar thing applies to women, at least in my experience. The wave of disappointment that washes over when they have to give up is killer.

Then there's those times when you're right there and then suddenly it's gone because they shifted a little or they decided to do something different or whatever. Even when you tell them to keep doing what they're doing!

When someone does that to me I have to resist the urge to strangle them. That's probably why I could never have a one-night stand: I need that layer of love to keep me from pummeling them into the ground. I try to be a good and rational person but at that point it's a literal fit of rage.

I'm under the impressions that a mounting rhythm works best. Like a train getting up to speed. Is this true? It keeps a consistency without being monotonous.

[Avistew]

Lots of guys have trouble coming from blowjobs, but that's why I pretty much never give blowjobs that aren't in some way combined with handjobs.

[MinniChi]

Usually I combine blow jobs with sex. That way my jaw gets some rest.

[Kirkygirl]

Good point Minni Chi. Btw, you so pretty.

I think that's actually a good starting point for a new topic. Folks, do you ever imagine yourself as the opposite sex trapped in our body? Ex. I sometimes joke that I'm a gay guy trapped in a woman's body.

-Kirkygirl