The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby auberginequeen » 13 Dec 2012, 18:36

I don't really judge men by their butts when I'm determining whether or not I find them attractive. As such I don't really check out that area, but once we're together and taking each other's clothes off I definitely start to appreciate the full extent of their anatomy.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby King Kool » 13 Dec 2012, 19:35

Heh, 'extent.'
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Dubious_wolf » 13 Dec 2012, 21:19

So further investment would have a modest ROI. thanks.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Metcarfre » 13 Dec 2012, 21:26

Low rise pants are the scourge of modern society.
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Postby Dubious_wolf » 13 Dec 2012, 21:27

How low we talking met?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Matt » 13 Dec 2012, 21:33

Metcarfre wrote:Low rise pants are the scourge of modern society.



Right!?

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby KiteNeravar » 13 Dec 2012, 21:43

But short shorts make up for it (on the right ladies of course)...
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 14 Dec 2012, 07:08

And on the right men.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby KiteNeravar » 14 Dec 2012, 19:30

I'm just a sucker for nice legs
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby The Mimm » 15 Dec 2012, 02:47

Yeah, I second that.

In other news, Lovehoney's christmas deals are immense right now, if anyone's looking for new toys I can recommend them. Spend £5, £10, £20 or more and get a free gift from the previous price bracket.

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 15 Dec 2012, 07:27

I hate honey.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Kirkygirl » 15 Dec 2012, 13:38

Metcarfre wrote:Low rise pants are the scourge of modern society.


Folks, please. I do not need to see your hips unless necessary (massage therapist wannabe), especially if you are wearing a short shirt, are long in torso and large in belly. Just no. In fact, my high school chem teacher was awesome enough to yell at some of the more "hip" guys that insisted on wearing the waistband of their pants around their butts. "Say no to crack" she'd always say. :lol:

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Metcarfre » 15 Dec 2012, 21:56

Agreed.

Were I to ever get a bespoke suit, I'd definitely want some fishback trousers with braces, like so;

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby The Jester » 26 Dec 2012, 13:45

Basorexia: strong craving or hunger for kissing.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby KiteNeravar » 26 Dec 2012, 15:54

Interesting, nice to have a word for it
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby The Mimm » 27 Dec 2012, 08:04

I'll base your... rexia...

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby The Jester » 27 Dec 2012, 10:04

I don't know what the fancy word for craving cuddles is, but I feel it very often, just as I feel basorexia pretty often, too.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby KiteNeravar » 27 Dec 2012, 16:51

You and me both. I hold that one of the Deadliest weapons in a womans arsenal is the lower lip bite.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Keab42 » 27 Dec 2012, 17:45

KiteNeravar wrote:You and me both. I hold that one of the Deadliest weapons in a womans arsenal is the lower lip bite.


I've long suspected that this is why Kirsten Stewart has an acting career, it's her only expression.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby General Michi » 27 Dec 2012, 18:33

KiteNeravar wrote:You and me both. I hold that one of the Deadliest weapons in a womans arsenal is the lower lip bite.


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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby I X » 16 Jan 2013, 11:03

keab42: THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Digital Dolphin » 16 Jan 2013, 12:43

Oh hai sex thread, I had forgotten about you!

Nothing to report for now :P
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby MinniChi » 16 Jan 2013, 18:03

Just found out today; If you like sexings, DON'T get a hair cut that makes you look A LOT like a much younger sibling . . . Now I won't be getting any until my hair grows out a bit, or I style my hair so I look less like my little brother.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby TheRocket » 17 Jan 2013, 17:02

^ Who ever is giving you sexings is pretty rude then. If it's no one in particular, there are plenty of dudes that prefer short hair on girls.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Psyclone » 17 Jan 2013, 17:32

I think the issue was that she looked like her younger brother, so people felt a little uncomfortable. Maybe they knew both siblings?
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