The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby iamafish » 20 Mar 2013, 07:02

and consent. to the fire specifically as well as the sex, obviously.
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Postby vazhkatsi » 20 Mar 2013, 10:55

Please, a fire crew is completely unnecessary, unless you want a sexy fireman orgy.

Why I was getting set on fire just last saturday, and I'm completely fine.

I also got tied up and shocked for a good half an hour, but thats a different story.
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Postby iamafish » 20 Mar 2013, 11:29

I was tied down a shocked for half an hour the other day, but that was because I made the mistake of forcing myself to sit through a episode of Jersey Shore
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Postby Elomin Sha » 20 Mar 2013, 14:13

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Postby vazhkatsi » 21 Mar 2013, 00:04

mmm,I was feeling rather tense, but then I went over to a friends house and got her to flog me silly, and now I just feel tingly and good.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Dubious_wolf » 10 Apr 2013, 21:01

So I've discovered I can't just go jumping into sex. One of the big things people have been telling me is "go to the bar and just get it over with." However I tried it. And it was boring. Straight up wasn't enjoying myself.
So I think I need a little more tease?
I dunno. Has any one else experienced this? Or am I just a freak?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Drecon » 11 Apr 2013, 00:14

You can't really force this kind of thing. Sometimes nerves can get the better of you and things just get weird.

Best advice I have is to talk about it and build it up together. Don't think you have a goal to reach, but instead just have some fun and see what happens. Once the pressure is off your body knows what to do.
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Postby JustAName » 11 Apr 2013, 00:18

So you know what's great? Communicating your sexual desires to your partner. That is great.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 11 Apr 2013, 01:27

Dubious_wolf wrote:So I've discovered I can't just go jumping into sex. One of the big things people have been telling me is "go to the bar and just get it over with." However I tried it. And it was boring. Straight up wasn't enjoying myself.
So I think I need a little more tease?
I dunno. Has any one else experienced this? Or am I just a freak?


Some people can't have sex without having a connection first (more or less deep, more or less meaningful) and some people can't form a connection without having sex first.

You're not weird. I've had casual sex and found I got nothing out of it. You may be the same way. Once you know how you work, you know what to look for and what to avoid :)
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Fayili wrote:So you know what's great? Communicating your sexual desires to your partner. That is great.


Yes. It is great. :3 And also very sexy.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 11 Apr 2013, 07:37

*Looks around at the room*
*Only person there*
*Sighs*

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One of these days, Elomin, I'll perfect that trans-dimensional transporter, and you and Jaina Solo can be together.
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YAY!
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Postby ex-Lurker » 11 Apr 2013, 08:48

Isn't Jaina Solo married?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 11 Apr 2013, 08:51

Not if I kill Fel first. Also, he's no good for her. I bet he doesn't know how to make proper chocolate muffins.
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Postby ex-Lurker » 11 Apr 2013, 09:01

I want to watch this movie/read this book now.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 11 Apr 2013, 10:27

Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Keab42 » 11 Apr 2013, 11:39

I'd watch it.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby KiteNeravar » 11 Apr 2013, 13:48

Would be a better movie than Episode 1.



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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 11 Apr 2013, 15:01

I think it's safe to say that you can summarise asking your significant other into sex into this:

"Excuse me ma'am I'd like to put my liquid inside you."
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby ex-Lurker » 13 Apr 2013, 11:10

What if you're a woman.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 13 Apr 2013, 11:23

Urrrrrrrrrrrrr. After this one night stand I want alimony payments from you forever?
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