The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

[Elomin Sha]

Elomin Sha update: still the rock bottom of any relationship. Actually several layers below rock bottom.

[Laurnil]

Seriously though, aren't those guys just working for the Department of Interior? I mean let's not pretend like they're running the state. They administer some land, held in trust by the US. Not the most equitative of deals, considering they were there first.

Yes, the BIA is under the Department of the Interior. They don't run the state. The run Indian Territory, which is about 70% of the state. Our laws just overlap those in Indian territory. However, the Indian tribes have more rights to govern themselves than they did 100 years ago. Hell, there is a reason we have the Indian Child Welfare Act. They used to steal Indian children and raise them as white children. But, Oklahoma is still land of the red people. We are here.

[Laurnil]

No longer a virgin.

Congrats! Your thoughts on the matter?

[nicholasmc1]

No longer a virgin.

Is a sex thread high five in order?

[Amake]

6/*\9

A sexy high five emoticon. Do with it as you please.

[Dubious_wolf]

It was so good. Soooo good.

[My pseudonym is Ix]

Congratulations my canine companion, may it be repeated frequently, loudly and to the great annoyance of the people next door.

[Ptangmatik]

Nice one wolf!

People go on about how first times are always awkward, short and uncomfortable, but I had a whale of a time losing my virginity, it was amazing. Glad to hear you got off to a good start too.

[Laurnil]

It was so good. Soooo good.

So, I guess the cat was alive. woo hoo!

[viscomica]

Congrats!

[Bebop Man]

No longer a virgin.

Callooh! Callay!

[Fezzul]

No longer a virgin.

Callooh! Callay!

That whole poem makes so much sense now! It's about losing your virginity!

Well done on slaying the Jabberwock.

[Bebop Man]

No longer a virgin.

Callooh! Callay!

That whole poem makes so much sense now! It's about losing your virginity!

Well done on slaying the Jabberwock.

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack, yo.
Gives "burbled as it came" a new meaning, too.

[My pseudonym is Ix]

It would kinda explain why his dad tells him to beware it, but not why a) he then congratulates him afterwards and b) he cuts its goddamn head off

[Fezzul]

All mimsy were the borogoves

[Bebop Man]

Maybe he's warning him about fellatio. "The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!".

[Laurnil]

I have an idea that is both sexy and can result in hilarity. Let me know what everyone thinks: Let's write a romance novel together. Everyone write like two or three lines and then the next person write two or three more sentences and it can get raunchy or hilarious.

Game?

[Amake]

What's the policy on run-on sentences? I kind of tend to write sex scenes that go on for pages without a period.

Also, should we establish some characters or some maximum number of characters beforehand?

Oh, and I'm in.

[Laurnil]

Well, we can't write a novel without a beginning, so the first person has to create characters. There is no limit on the characters, because this is really just a fun exercise and we should just let it takes us where ever it goes. Also, I'm sure Elomin is going to throw a wrench in the story at some point and we'll have to write it all back to normal.

I suggest not completing a sex scene because that takes away all the fun for everyone else. If you're writing more than 100 words, it is too long.

[The Jester]

What's the policy on any, uh... "contributions" made by Elomin? Because they would probably, at best, constitute rather jarring non-sequiturs.

[Laurnil]

He can't kill everyone. He can kill a single person in every post, but I think half the fun will be having to deal with his "contributions." I actually came up with this idea after a few private messages with Elomin.

And, no, I'm not sending Elomin sexy porn.

[Laurnil]

I change my mind....Elomin can only kill a character every twenty-four hours. Otherwise, he would just post until they were all dead.

[Ptangmatik]

I get the feeling that after a few days you'd have to resort to sexy coroners

[Laurnil]

actually, I was thinking a lot of people are going to meet twins of the person they were sleeping with at that person's funeral.

[Duckay]

But there's so many options! Sexy family members! Sexy coroners! Sexy priests! Sexy mysterious widows at other gravesites!