The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

[Bebop Man]

True true.

[viscomica]

Haha, so much win soooo much

[Laurnil]

Worst super power...of all time.

As someone who has been raped, I would have totally loved that super power.

Yea, I have that problem, too. I'm always worried the guy is going to think something horrible about my vagina. You really have to trust that a guy cares for you.

YES THANK YOU YOU UNDERSTAND.

*brohug*

Oh, totally *brohug* right back at you!

[Bebop Man]

What is it, what can it possibly be about blow jobs and golf?

[Laurnil]

What?

[Bebop Man]

What indeed.

[viscomica]

What indeed.

Ohhhh, could it be a riddle?

[Bebop Man]

Do you need help, Dork Knight?

[viscomica]

Dork Knight always needs help!

[ex-Lurker]

Dork Knight calls for aid!

[ZePancakes]

Can I get a hi-five for 'Thank god your back' sexy times?

[OMGItsSarah]

High five!

[Avistew]

I'm sure Vagina's are a lie and are a whole with large gnashing teeth. I think I just described a sarlaac.

One: *hole

Two: As a person who has a vagina, they're really great. Just putting my fingers in there, I know it must be really awesome for guys to stick their dicks in their.

*in there

I have the same problem about oral sex. I find the only way for me is to 69 and focus on giving oral sex, and try as hard as I can to pretend nothing is happening down there. Then I eventually get horny from it instead of self-conscious and kind of annoyed.

I don't think it feels that great, honestly. Too wet and too unpredictable. Also, you know how you can;t tickle yourself, because you know what your hand is doing? The opposite of that. Because you're not the one doing it, it just doesn't feel as good, it's easy to lose it even if you're super close, etc.

Anyways, if I'm giving oral sex at the same time, I find I can actually reach orgasms. Not every time, but sometimes instead of never. On the other hand, I know some people find it too distracting, but to me it's the point: I pretend nothing is happening down there, and I get myself excited by doing something that makes me horny.
Because a lot of guys also take longer coming from oral sex if they do at all, it also doesn't make me feel like the guy is waiting on me and I should hurry up and come already before he gets annoyed or tired.

[Laurnil]

I'm sure Vagina's are a lie and are a whole with large gnashing teeth. I think I just described a sarlaac.

One: *hole

Two: As a person who has a vagina, they're really great. Just putting my fingers in there, I know it must be really awesome for guys to stick their dicks in their.

*in there

Haha...yep. I fucked up.

[Drecon]

Last two weeks we never really had a chance to do anything (this weekend because we were in a bungalow with family, last weekend because we hardly spent any time together...

I'm sure I'll live though.

[OMGItsSarah]

I just had some really good sex. Reallllly good.

[ZePancakes]

I just had some really good sex. Reallllly good.

Woo high five!

Sex was had last weekend, quite passionate & both parties were thoroughly satisfied.

[OMGItsSarah]

Woo high five!

Sex was had last weekend, quite passionate & both parties were thoroughly satisfied.

High five for you too!

[Lyinginbedmon]

I've legitimately lost track of when my last encounter took place. The closest I came (pun not intended) was whilst I was dating my lesbian girlfriend, but I think that must have been close to a year after my last encounter with the preceding girlfriend. Made out with someone a couple months ago and that was the closest to a new encounter I think.

Beginning to feel mildly like Cpt Reynolds in the bedroom with naked Saffron, only my arguing is based less on ethics and more on total lack of possibility.

[Hepheastus]

Last night I turned down sex with a cute girl because she was drunk and had a boyfriend
*sigh* My dry spell has gone on so long I think it's now on par with the Sahara

[Kortanios]

Well, on the subject of dry spells, 1 year, 1 month, 29 days.

[Hepheastus]

3 years, 7 months and 6 days but who's counting

[Elomin Sha]

28 years, 3 months, 12 days. I win!

[Hepheastus]

I honestly don't know if i'm happy or sad to have lost that...
I'm way to competitive

[Lyinginbedmon]

Well since Elomin is sex-repellent I think he disqualifies himself by unfair advantage.