The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

[Laurnil]

I know it is all joking, but I like to buy into the logic to see if I can turn his own logic against him.

[Laurnil]

Okay, I was perfectly fine before I started masturbating. I was fine during masturbation, which let's be honest, was only about 5 minutes (I'm quick) and as soon as I was just about the climax, it started. And, when I did climax, it was really super painful.

[cuddlyblade]

It has happened to me one or two times. Once when I went for a long time and once when I got off several times in a short period of time. It was damned painful.

[Elomin Sha]

I know it is all joking, but I like to buy into the logic to see if I can turn his own logic against him.

That. Is illogical.

[Pikachaos]

Sex usually cures my headaches so that's weird.
I've never successfully masturbated or climaxed though, so I wouldn't know much about that. [yes I fail at being a human, shush]
So it's good I have a very active sex life!

Though a week ago I almost fainted having shower sex, I need to go jogging, I have terrible endurance.

[Elomin Sha]

Well you never did start the Fitocracy Challenge earlier this year. That may be a cause.
I doubt you're worse than me Pika.

[Lurkon]

I've never successfully masturbated or climaxed though, so I wouldn't know much about that. [yes I fail at being a human, shush]

Really don't think that's a personal failing on your part. There are all sorts of factors that can be at play, including medication and just different bodies, etc.

On a somewhat related note, I'm usually pretty easy (I'm a guy, so that's not all that surprising), but one morning my girlfriend (at the time) and I woke up and decided to do it. We had to stop well before I was anywhere near climax because she was just so sore. Usually I'd have came twice for that much sex (and it takes more sex to come a second time). So I have actually failed to climax once.

[Lyinginbedmon]

My first two or three sexual encounters were devoid of masculine orgasm, much to the amusement of my partner.

[Bebop Man]

Ever notice adding "man" to any word makes it funny? Manbook. Manchair. Mancooking (duh). I wonder why.

[Laurnil]

Pika, I can get off like crazy during actual sex. But, I can't masturbate using only man hands and get off. I have to use a vibrator, and not as the vibrator is intended to be used. I have one with a clitoral stimulator and I have to flip it around so the stimulation is on my clit in order to get off. Everyone is different and you can't assume that your body is going to get off to the same things as everyone else. Also, I generally have to watch porn.

[Deedles]

I can't orgasm from using my hands only either. I have, on the other hand, found the shower to be an awesome place to masturbate, the water makes for great stimulation.

[Master Gunner]

Something I saw on reddit and felt like sharing.

The SysAdmin in me appreciates the concept of a restraint "system" as opposed to just restraints. BDSM is cool because it's like sex that requires infrastructure and planning.

[Elomin Sha]

HELP! I think the rest of puberty is catching up to me 16 years late. I think I'm getting hormones.
Stop them! Stop them!

[viscomica]

I know some people who do...

Why? It's not like the usual length's gonna change (when aroused, I mean, obviously)

OCD much

[Bebop Man]

You never know, Timmy.

[viscomica]

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin", and "Get Confident, Stupid.". haha

[Bebop Man]

You're such a female Timmy.

[viscomica]

Yes, yes I am and Dora the explorer and Boots and Gir and Pattrick and....

[empath]

I know some people who do...

Why? It's not like the usual length's gonna change (when aroused, I mean, obviously)

OCD much

Right, ONE individual man is going to have very little variance between one erection of his and another.

But, if she keeps a ruler in the drawer of her bedside table...

(am I filling in enough of the gaps? {no pun intended})

[ex-Lurker]

Presumably with the knife...
(To notch her bedpost with, of course, yup nothing creepy here)

[King Kool]

Does eventually saying to yourself, "Ehhhhh... you know what? This just isn't happening today" and going back to video games or whatever count for "the guy not getting there?"

[viscomica]

Yep, yes it does

[Laurnil]

HELP! I think the rest of puberty is catching up to me 16 years late. I think I'm getting hormones.
Stop them! Stop them!

That's rough. Puberty always sucks. But, at least you have a developed frontal lobe that can sort of deal with the crazy....hopefully.

[perdidoparker]

HELP! I think the rest of puberty is catching up to me 16 years late. I think I'm getting hormones.
Stop them! Stop them!

That's rough. Puberty always sucks. But, at least you have a developed frontal lobe that can sort of deal with the crazy....hopefully.

People have been hoping that the frontal lobe is more capable than it really is for quite some time now

[Elomin Sha]

I keep the lobe in the jar on my night stand.