The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

[viscomica]

I like my women like I like my coffee - in a plastic cup.
No, wait.

I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in bees!

[Fezzul]

I like my woman like I like my tea... with honey.

[nicholasmc1]

I like my men like I like my Dinosaurs.....ravenous.

[Amake]

I like my woman the way I like life - naked.

[Ptangmatik]

I like my women the way I like my coffee. dry roasted, ground to a fine powder then immersed in boiling water.

Add milk to taste.

[Elomin Sha]

I like my love life as I like the dinosaures, extinct.

[Ptangmatik]

You mean obliterated by asteroids?

[TomBrend]

I like my love like as I like the dinosaurs, previously thought extinct but resurrected by a beautiful engineer.

[Ptangmatik]

So what you're saying is, you've got a thing for Richard Attenborough? I admit, he is suave

[Bebop Man]

Who isn't?

[Laurnil]

Wait....what?


I've been gone too long. You all have stopped talking about sex.

[Laurnil]

No one Rule 34 me.

ELOMIN! Confidence! There are a number of women out there who love a big hairy guy. There is a type for every type of person. Think of it this way. Humans have been breading out unattractive features for however long, right? By this time in human evolution, everything that a human body can be is attractive to someone.

Also, I like my men like I like my pencils, skinny and can write.

[The Jester]

I like my love life as I like the dinosaures, existing in the present as fluffy feathery cheeping creatures.

FTFY.


I like my ladies how I like my colour wheels; full of diversity and liable to spark arguments between scientists and artists.

Wait, that actually sounded half way reasonable. Lemme try again.

I like my ladies how I like my high end technological gadgets; needlessly complex, expensive, sleek, and vaguely intimidating.

[Keab42]

Humans have been breading out unattractive features for however long, right? By this time in human evolution, everything that a human body can be is attractive to someone.

You've clearly not seen or met me then...

[Laurnil]

Ugh. The most unattractive thing about anyone, male or female, is a lack of confidence. For me, it's all about personality.

[Elomin Sha]

Ugh. The most unattractive thing about anyone, male or female, is a lack of confidence. For me, it's all about personality.

Really? Have you never seen male genitals before: "Ah yes, the last chicken in the butcher shop look." Someone get me a meat cleaver/flamer thrower combo.

[Lord Chrusher]

I was under the impression than Laurnil is familiar with male genitals.

Self confidence is sadly something I lack.

[Elomin Sha]

I have plenty of confidence. Confidence that I can make the 100m separation distance mark in under 40 seconds.

[OMGItsSarah]

Sarah, for some reason I pictured Dr. Frank N Furter delivering that line to The Guy with the Glasses.

Also thanks for still reppin' team me.

1. that is amazing I love it.
2. TEAM TOMBREND 5EVA

Confession - I don't remember WHY I'm team you anymore, but it was clearly a good choice to have made.

[Master Gunner]

I don't remember when I removed the banners from my signature, but my loyalty to Team Tom Brend remains strong.

[Drecon]

I'm generally more turned on by vulnerable women then confident women actually. Must be some kind of protector thing or something.

On the other hand, while I do find these kinds of girls sexy, I could not really have a relationship with them. Confidence is a much better indicator for a stable and fulfilling relationship. (and can be really hot in its own way too).

[Laurnil]

Ugh. The most unattractive thing about anyone, male or female, is a lack of confidence. For me, it's all about personality.

Really? Have you never seen male genitals before: "Ah yes, the last chicken in the butcher shop look." Someone get me a meat cleaver/flamer thrower combo.

As was remarked, I am super familiar and I love male genitalia. They're a wonderful, wonderful tool.

Everyone! Like yourselves! You're awesome! I would not talk to you if you were not awesome! Nobody needs to tell you that you're awesome because you're awesome, but you don't need me to tell you that! So, just be awesome! And, hang out with more awesome people!


....AWESOME!

[viscomica]

So you're saying everyone's awesome? Even zombie Hitler?

[Laurnil]

No, everyone HERE is AWESOME!

[viscomica]

But zombie Hitler is here, as well as zombie Mao and zombie Rasputin, apparently (fiiiine, I'll stop trolling now)