The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby JustAName » 09 Dec 2013, 17:10

Butts are hilarious. Funny to squeeze. I don't get the actual sexual appeal of them, but they are extremely amusing to me.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Kortanios » 09 Dec 2013, 17:21

I didn't think I was either a butt or breasts person... Apparently (at least according to remarks my ex kept making during and after make-out sessions) I am a butt person though. Well, to be more precise the hierarchy for me is face, then collar bones, then butts, then breasts...
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Bebop Man » 09 Dec 2013, 17:32

I love shoulder blades and the space between them and the spine. But on the T & A dichotomy: T all the way.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby MinniChi » 09 Dec 2013, 18:12

Butts make me giggle. In a nice pair of jeans, I can appreciate a butt, when naked, I giggle a lot.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Fezzul » 09 Dec 2013, 18:13

Weird ones for me: teeth. And I don't mean like perfect Hollywood teeth. I mean like Eve Myles' teeth. Teeth that manage to be cool or cute all on their own.

Also, I'm not a huge fan of big lips. I find them kind of a turn off.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Yoshi_Gal » 10 Dec 2013, 03:48

In other news AeroCmdr and I finally got to do the do after a year of long distance and wow 10/10 A+ would recommend to a friend. (>u<)
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 10 Dec 2013, 07:03

I always say eyes and smile is better than butts or other parts of the body. Would seem rude touch someone.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Keab42 » 10 Dec 2013, 07:31

Have to agree with you about eyes and smile Elomin.
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Postby Lord Hosk » 10 Dec 2013, 09:01

Yoshi_Gal wrote:In other news AeroCmdr and I finally got to do the do after a year of long distance and wow 10/10 A+ would recommend to a friend. (>u<)


got it, have sex with AeroCndr is now on my "to do" list
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby ex-Lurker » 10 Dec 2013, 10:03

To answer Lying's third question, no, the fascination with buttocks as a sexual body part is a primate invention, panda are not attracted to butts and there better "booty" would not help reproduction rates.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 10 Dec 2013, 12:45

Lyinginbedmon wrote:Which brings us neatly to a somewhat topical subject: Butts, sexy or no? Why? How do they contribute to the sexual experience? Would pandas with more booty breed better?


Are you saying I have no booty? I resent that, Sir!

But yes, butts are extremely sexy to me. I like men butts :) obviously. But I can also appretiate the beauty of a female butt. They are funny, they are round, and ... well, what more do you need from a butt?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby The Jester » 10 Dec 2013, 16:05

I really like butts. They're very lovely, and I don't get nearly enough opportunities to grab them. I'm not really a butt man so much as I'm an "everything" man, though.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 11 Dec 2013, 01:31

I like butts, but I've never been attracted to someone based on their butt. If I'm already attracted to someone, I like squeezing their butt. Otherwise, I don't really look at them.

On women, who I'm not attracted to, I find them the most beautiful part. So I guess I like butts in an artistic, not sexual way.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Psyclone » 11 Dec 2013, 03:17

I actually saw a but and thought it was attractive for the first time, like, a week ago. So I guess you could say I'm not into them.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Laurnil » 11 Dec 2013, 08:07

Elomin Sha wrote:I always say eyes and smile is better than butts or other parts of the body. Would seem rude touch someone.



Awww....that's cute! You should totally tell a girl that she has beautiful eyes and a smile (one that actually has nice eyes and smile...that you like). It is totally charming.

You know....you need to go to America. You have a British accent, right? With that line and that accent, you'd get so much game in the states.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Laurnil » 11 Dec 2013, 08:12

Also, butts: I like them. I'm not overly fascinated with them, but sometimes there are really nice ones. They're not my favorite part. I also prefer nice eyes and a good smile. And, like Avistew, I like to squeeze butts.

Speaking of really nice butts, I've been watching a lot of Farscape, lately

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Drecon » 11 Dec 2013, 11:21

I don't care too much for butts actually. They're great if they're part of a complete package though.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Bebop Man » 11 Dec 2013, 11:47

I never understood butts as a source of comedy. Like GWS posted a guest comic with nothing but butts in it. And the guy from QC is always doing this butt jokes. They're not that funny, sheesh.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 11 Dec 2013, 11:54

Have you ever witnessed a butt sumo-inspired fight? It's hilarious!
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 11 Dec 2013, 11:56

Laurnil wrote:
Elomin Sha wrote:I always say eyes and smile is better than butts or other parts of the body. Would seem rude touch someone.



Awww....that's cute! You should totally tell a girl that she has beautiful eyes and a smile (one that actually has nice eyes and smile...that you like). It is totally charming.

You know....you need to go to America. You have a British accent, right? With that line and that accent, you'd get so much game in the states.


Last time I checked I had a British accent. Only thing is, I have no idea what accent it is or if it has a pin point location to it.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 11 Dec 2013, 12:00

Elomin Sha wrote:Last time I checked I had a British accent. Only thing is, I have no idea what accent it is or if it has a pin point location to it.


RP should work just fine
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 11 Dec 2013, 12:03

RP? What is that?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 11 Dec 2013, 12:06

Here, let Professor Wikipedia give you a lecture

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Laurnil » 11 Dec 2013, 12:14

Elomin Sha wrote:RP? What is that?


Did you grow up in any of the area that is considered a part of the United Kingdom? Yes? Then, your accent will do just fine.


I personally prefer Irish accents. When they talk, I get all giggly and smiley.
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