The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

[iamafish]

and there was much rejoicing throughout the land.

[Bebop Man]

And everybody quoted their favorite Monty Python viral meme.

[Elomin Sha]

The only way I know how to respond to that will cause more rumors about us dating, but....

My tongue can be very good to your penis, Elomin. I'm not offering; I'm just saying it could.

It wouldn't be the first time there would have been a rumour about me on the forum.

Wait...more?

[Laurnil]

And low, the penis was loved by the tongue, and it was good, so the tongue ventured to the vagina, and it was good. So the second day came, and many people came, and it was good. *2nd sex thread, Chapter 127 Vrs 25

LOL!

Wait so is the the New Testament and the original Sex Thread was the Old Testament?

[Laurnil]

The only way I know how to respond to that will cause more rumors about us dating, but....

My tongue can be very good to your penis, Elomin. I'm not offering; I'm just saying it could.

It wouldn't be the first time there would have been a rumour about me on the forum.

Wait...more?

You're kidding, right? People have out right said they thought we were dating or should fuck or there was secret love between us.

[Elomin Sha]

WHAT?!

[Laurnil]

I guess you weren't paying attention.

[iamafish]

there are also rumours that you are actually a sex fiend who has secretly going around the world having sex with LRR forum members, and this sexless, disinterested portrayal of yourself you present on these forums, particularly this thread, are a charade and a lie.

which is obviously not true... isn't it?

[Laurnil]

Wow....this is actually the funniest thing and I'm not even trying to push his buttons.

[Elomin Sha]

there are also rumours that you are actually a sex fiend who has secretly going around the world having sex with LRR forum members, and this sexless, disinterested portrayal of yourself you present on these forums, particularly this thread, are a charade and a lie.

which is obviously not true... isn't it?

WHAT?

[Laurnil]

Iamafish, does he seem much less surprised by yours?

[My pseudonym is Ix]

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[Elomin Sha]

WHAT?

[Laurnil]

Ugh....Why do I have to get the reports?

[iamafish]

Iamafish, does he seem much less surprised by yours?

talk about a lucky shot!

[Laurnil]

I think we broke him....

[Elomin Sha]

Maho? WHAT?

[Ptangmatik]

It did rather seem that you two had a rather electric sexual tension between you. I didn't spread any rumours, I suck at gossip. I just quietly assumed shenanigans were taking place.

[Elomin Sha]

Nope.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Tomfoolery then?

[Elomin Sha]

Nope.

[Amake]

Cahoots?

[Lord Hosk]

The Elomin doth protest too much, methinks.

Clearly there has been some truth given light that he wishes would have remained hidden.

[Elomin Sha]

Maho?

[Laurnil]

Yea, ya'll, no sexual tension. I just like messing with Elomin and he has to respond to such messing with. Elomin and I are just friends. Nothing happening behind to scenes. I try to explain stuff to him, but it never works out.