The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Duckay » 23 Dec 2013, 20:40

That makes us sound oddly troubled.

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lord Hosk » 23 Dec 2013, 21:50

I dont think of you as one unit, but I do think its sort of odd when you reply to each other back and forth.

like, ok, he may not be in the same room, but, same house?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Duckay » 23 Dec 2013, 22:16

I find that kind of goes both ways... On the one hand, we could use our words. On the other hand, if it's part of a topic that other people are involved in and I have an addendum or question or counterargument to something that he's said, and I say that to him in private, then it's as though part of the conversation is missing to anyone reading in the thread.

But fair enough. I'll try to be more aware of it and not do it in the future.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Bebop Man » 23 Dec 2013, 22:34

Well, I don't live with my girlfriend. And she mostly logs in from work.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 23 Dec 2013, 22:48

Oh, how I love that game
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lord Hosk » 23 Dec 2013, 23:10

Duckay wrote:I find that kind of goes both ways... On the one hand, we could use our words. On the other hand, if it's part of a topic that other people are involved in and I have an addendum or question or counterargument to something that he's said, and I say that to him in private, then it's as though part of the conversation is missing to anyone reading in the thread.



Thats legitimate, I thought about that same thing as I was walking around the super market just now.

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Duckay » 24 Dec 2013, 01:21

It's fair enough, though, if it bothers you then it probably bothers other people too so I'll be mindful of it in the future.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Darkobra » 24 Dec 2013, 01:26

Actually it doesn't bother me. If anything, I'd encourage it. You're still a part of the community responding to a post on the forum and giving your own personal views, sharing it with all of us.

It's something I enjoy reading. I don't think of it as "The married couple in the same house." I think of it as two separate people having a debate on a certain topic, regardless of where they live in relation to the other.
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Postby Master Gunner » 24 Dec 2013, 06:35

I'm with Darkobra on this one too.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lurkon » 24 Dec 2013, 06:45

It doesn't bother me either. It does amuse me when I see it happening though.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Bebop Man » 24 Dec 2013, 13:10

Don't mind myself.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby empath » 24 Dec 2013, 13:25

Amen to that - I sometimes barely remember that you two are married; you have distinct, independent online...personalities? personas?

The fact that you two live in the same house is just a bonus! :D
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 24 Dec 2013, 19:41

Yes, I wouldn't want to be excluded from part of a thread discussion because some of the people who take part in it also know each other IRL and part of the discussion happens behind my back. That doesn't seem fair. So keep doing what you're doing :)
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lord Hosk » 24 Dec 2013, 20:16

My wife keeps fucking up my sex dreams...

I had another one last night, I was working late on some school project at a girls dorm, she went to the bathroom and changed into something or other sexy, and came back and I was all, Hey whats up? did you spill something on your cloths? and she was all "no, this is for you" and im like, that doesnt seem like its for me, seems like you are wearing it, she said No im wearing it so you can take it off me, in bed... so I got her a pair of sweats out of her closet and we finished writing a paper and I went home and my wife made me go to the store to buy her some cheese cake ice cream.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 24 Dec 2013, 21:27

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Kortanios » 25 Dec 2013, 17:54

Odds are this has come up before, but what do people think about music during sex?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby MinniChi » 25 Dec 2013, 18:38

Music during sex:
If it's already playing, I can't be bothered to turn it off. However I won't use music to "set the mood". Most music advertised for that I just don't like.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lurkon » 25 Dec 2013, 19:20

I've always sort of wished this would happen, but I never remembered to put music on prior to the act. Maybe one day.

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Postby Bebop Man » 25 Dec 2013, 21:06

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby tamaness » 25 Dec 2013, 21:17

If the power rangers theme (or smurfs theme) ruins the mood, then it wasn't that strong to begin with.

Keep that music on shuffle.

I also don't go out of my way to put music on, but It's rare that I'm not listening to some, and I don't like to interrupt events to shut it off.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lord Hosk » 26 Dec 2013, 00:10

I live in a movie, so every time im getting romantic, the perfect Top 40's romantic pop ballad track 4 on the soundtrack starts to play.

Also I find it distracting and irritating, I either would get into the rhythm with the song, then it would change, or I would try to be in rhythm and it wouldn't work and I would be out of sync with myself or my partner and then its just no fun, if you thrust when they pull or you pull when they twist, its just not a good time for anyone.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 26 Dec 2013, 05:01

No interest in having sex to music. I think it would distract me.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Keab42 » 26 Dec 2013, 06:42

Christmas sex, thoughts?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Digital Dolphin » 26 Dec 2013, 06:55

Music: I never go out of my way to have music playing during sex, but a girl a dated way back when liked doing it, so I've tried it. She specifically liked thrusting to the beat of the music, which I'll admit was an interesting change, but ultimately led to my over-thinking and not really enjoying the experience much. She seemed to get a lot out of it though.

I would totally have sex to the power rangers theme though, especially with my primary girlfriend, who is the biggest power rangers fan I know. I may or may not be considering setting this up now... :P

As for Christmas sex, I would totally have enjoyed that personally, had my partners not all been unavailable. Something to get made up for in the new year ;-)
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Darkobra » 26 Dec 2013, 07:00

Keab42 wrote:Christmas sex, thoughts?


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