The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

[Master Gunner]

Penises, obviously. Doesn't matter if it makes sense or not, it's always penis.

[empath]

Penises don't make sense either, so it's a perfect analogy.

[Bebop Man]

How many people does it take to make an orgy?

[Lord Hosk]

at least 5 I think

[empath]

..."solo", "couple", "threesome", "foursome"...yeah, sounds about right.

[Bebop Man]

So orgies are like conspiracies, you need 5 people to make 'em?

I'm betting that the redhead you followed is the same person who told Tyler to throw the fight. She's one. Shooter's two. Tyler's three. The drunk who shouted the signal is four and whoever was on the other end of that radio is five. Five people make a conspiracy, right?

[viscomica]

Hmm, I don't know about that, four and three people can conspire as well, I'll have to think of a historic example and get back to you on that. I'm guessing it's a quote from a film / book? (too lazy to look it up. Lazy panda is lazy!)

[Kortanios]

I vote 5. although I have had discussions about oligo-somes up to elevensomes without the terminology switching to orgy before, so I guess it really depends on whom you are talking to...

[Amake]

I knew a guy who had threesomes with himself by using both hands, and orgies with the help of a mirror. . .

[viscomica]

Ba Dum Tss

[Bebop Man]

[viscomica]

Awwww!! That panda could start its own band!!
Yay! Ba dum tss!

[empath]

Well done, good sir! I think you deserve this:

[OMGItsSarah]

No sex happening here for a while, my boyfriend broke his leg.

Going. Crazy.

[Lord Hosk]

Tell him to stop being a baby and climb on.

Wait did it happen during sex? Is that why no more sex, cause his doctor said no, and he is too traumatized?

[Lurkon]

Or is the cast in an awkward place?

[Lyinginbedmon]

Well she didn't say which bone...

[Lord Hosk]

She didnt say bone at all she said leg...

[Digital Dolphin]

Hooray for new years sex!
2014 is off to great start

[OMGItsSarah]

It's a lower-leg break, but it just happened on Sunday and he's hurting a lot. To my knowledge it didn't happen during sex, though.

[Ptangmatik]

Have you tried going on top? He may appreciate the distraction from the pain. (Not wanting to overly pry or anything)

A lower leg break is reasonably far away from the groin, as long as neither of you jolt the leg around too much.

(Done my left ankle twice, so speaking from moderate experience)

[Amake]

Internet in a tube? I can't decide if that's genius or too ironic.

[Ptangmatik]

Even worse, what if it's a suppository?

[Bebop Man]

I'm so excited. I never win anything!

[OMGItsSarah]

Have you tried going on top? He may appreciate the distraction from the pain. (Not wanting to overly pry or anything)

A lower leg break is reasonably far away from the groin, as long as neither of you jolt the leg around too much.

(Done my left ankle twice, so speaking from moderate experience)

Not yet, we've not had the privacy. I did manage to distract him pretty well the other day, and in the process found out that flavored condoms taste like candy.