The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 11 Apr 2014, 18:31

Might depend on where he gets kissed.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Bebop Man » 12 Apr 2014, 13:57

A kiss on the hand may be quite continental.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 12 Apr 2014, 14:10

That's dirty.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 29 Apr 2014, 14:36

Anyone who is interested into Elomin's foray. Doing it a little more, trying new things, have something to go to if struggling.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 30 Apr 2014, 11:31

As an aforementioned interested party, I am indeed interested by said development. Keep it up man!
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Laurnil » 30 Apr 2014, 12:45

Lord Hosk wrote:Laurnil never kisses me :(


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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 30 Apr 2014, 12:58

Grrrrrrrrrr.
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Postby ex-Lurker » 30 Apr 2014, 16:22

*boop*
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lord Hosk » 01 May 2014, 06:14

even though I got a kiss from another woman on the internet... I still got to post here.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Psyclone » 01 May 2014, 15:07

It's always awkward when you discover a new kink in the midst of a completely non-sexual situation.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby ex-Lurker » 01 May 2014, 16:04

Did that kink make the situation sexual? If so, I would be ninja escaping.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby 2stepz » 01 May 2014, 20:45

Having one of those "I really miss sex" kind of weeks.

Come to forums and read that Elomin is having more game than me these days...




I give up.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 01 May 2014, 21:25

Maybe Elomin raised the bar too high? ;)
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Hepheastus » 02 May 2014, 00:40

If Elomin can get some there is hope for all of us
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 02 May 2014, 01:59

It's Elomin alone time. No different from normal alone time except for less blood and screaming.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 02 May 2014, 02:34

2stepz wrote:Having one of those "I really miss sex" kind of weeks.

Come to forums and read that Elomin is having more game than me these days...




I give up.


I have those occasionally. Particularly bizarre given that I'm a virgin.

Elomin, however, has provided renewed hope (if that doesn't sound to patronising)
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lord Hosk » 02 May 2014, 03:12

I would like to say that comparing your sex lives to other sex lives will only leave you unfulfilled. Your sex life is about you, and if you chose to include one a partner.

What other people are doing with their bits shouldnt have anything to do with your bits. unless they are that chosen partner, and they know and accept said role that is.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 02 May 2014, 03:34

Unless they have a weird thing and like hearing about how others are doing.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 03 May 2014, 13:13

Is it always this messy?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Darkobra » 03 May 2014, 13:39

Yup.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 03 May 2014, 13:41

But this much? Over production?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Darkobra » 03 May 2014, 13:54

Well how far apart was your last one? Put it that way. And yes, always mess. Always.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 03 May 2014, 14:00

From A to B. 30 mins.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 03 May 2014, 16:58

Are we talking in code?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 03 May 2014, 22:09

Incident 1 to incident 2.
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