The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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We're talking about using an electric whisk while mixing cake mix.
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Right ....
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Hmm, alright....? I feel so naïve now, haha.
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One of the reasons I like you!
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People like me because I'm a fool! (?)
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Nothing foolish about being naive.
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Darkobra wrote:Nothing foolish about being naive.
And here I thought foolish and naive were synonyms.
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*Flings the door wide open for a dramatic hero pose*
Did someone call for Captain Naive?
Did someone call for Captain Naive?
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Avistew wrote:Darkobra wrote:Nothing foolish about being naive.
And here I thought foolish and naive were synonyms.
Foolish is lacking good judgement. Someone that SHOULD know better.
Naive is just a lack of knowledge.
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Nonsense! Pandas are very knowledgeable! (exits dramatically)
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So I've never really shared about my intimate life but I feel I need to put it out there as awkward as it is. I've never been a very touchy-feely kind of person. I don't mind cuddling and holding hands but I'm usually not into it. This also extends to sex. It is extremely difficult for me to get into it. Neither my mind or my body respond to it at all most of the time. I'm left to wonder if there's something wrong with me in some way because I can't get aroused.
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Only a psychologist would know for certain if you're asexual or if you just have certain troubles to get into it, I think.
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I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with that, but if it's something that's bothering you, you're best bet it talking to your doctor, I think. Whether it's physical or psychological, they can probably at least point you in the right way.
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To use the Australian slang, I need a good root.
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I thought Australians mate.
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Psycat Aurora wrote:So I've never really shared about my intimate life but I feel I need to put it out there as awkward as it is. I've never been a very touchy-feely kind of person. I don't mind cuddling and holding hands but I'm usually not into it. This also extends to sex. It is extremely difficult for me to get into it. Neither my mind or my body respond to it at all most of the time. I'm left to wonder if there's something wrong with me in some way because I can't get aroused.
First, there is never anything wrong with you when you're just going with how you feel. However, like others in the thread have suggested, if it is a problem for you, seek the advice of a professional. I'd rule out the medical stuff first, then move onto the psychological. If it does turn out that you're asexual, there are large communities out there that you can share your experiences with and try to understand yourself. There aren't very many references to asexuality in our societies and knowing that there are others out there can be helpful.
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Didn't say anything about burn backs. Excuse me while I unlock the napalm shed.
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Um...yeah...about that shed. You see...Fayili was being all a dragon again, and I poked her one too many times.........
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I will have to have a word with her about this false fire malarkey.
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THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Elomin, you're wasting time not tagging someone else. We all know you wouldn't be able to burn me. I'm too useful to you.
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True. But you know soon I will be trying to 'tag' someone.
"Tag, you maybe the one." Relationship-wise of course.
"Tag, you maybe the one." Relationship-wise of course.
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Hahaha! Cute! You haven't done that yet?
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