The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Darkobra » 04 May 2014, 03:19

We're talking about using an electric whisk while mixing cake mix.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lord Chrusher » 04 May 2014, 05:10

Right ....
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 04 May 2014, 15:55

Hmm, alright....? :P I feel so naïve now, haha.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Darkobra » 04 May 2014, 16:10

One of the reasons I like you!
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 04 May 2014, 16:49

People like me because I'm a fool! (?)
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Darkobra » 04 May 2014, 17:08

Nothing foolish about being naive.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 12 May 2014, 14:31

Darkobra wrote:Nothing foolish about being naive.


And here I thought foolish and naive were synonyms.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 12 May 2014, 14:40

*Flings the door wide open for a dramatic hero pose*
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Darkobra » 12 May 2014, 14:45

Avistew wrote:
Darkobra wrote:Nothing foolish about being naive.


And here I thought foolish and naive were synonyms.


Foolish is lacking good judgement. Someone that SHOULD know better.
Naive is just a lack of knowledge.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 12 May 2014, 14:53

Nonsense! Pandas are very knowledgeable! (exits dramatically)
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Psycat Aurora » 19 May 2014, 15:50

So I've never really shared about my intimate life but I feel I need to put it out there as awkward as it is. I've never been a very touchy-feely kind of person. I don't mind cuddling and holding hands but I'm usually not into it. This also extends to sex. It is extremely difficult for me to get into it. Neither my mind or my body respond to it at all most of the time. I'm left to wonder if there's something wrong with me in some way because I can't get aroused.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 19 May 2014, 16:55

Only a psychologist would know for certain if you're asexual or if you just have certain troubles to get into it, I think.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Jamfalcon » 19 May 2014, 19:43

I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with that, but if it's something that's bothering you, you're best bet it talking to your doctor, I think. Whether it's physical or psychological, they can probably at least point you in the right way.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lord Chrusher » 20 May 2014, 05:41

To use the Australian slang, I need a good root.
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Postby Bebop Man » 20 May 2014, 05:54

I thought Australians mate.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Laurnil » 20 May 2014, 08:45

Psycat Aurora wrote:So I've never really shared about my intimate life but I feel I need to put it out there as awkward as it is. I've never been a very touchy-feely kind of person. I don't mind cuddling and holding hands but I'm usually not into it. This also extends to sex. It is extremely difficult for me to get into it. Neither my mind or my body respond to it at all most of the time. I'm left to wonder if there's something wrong with me in some way because I can't get aroused.


First, there is never anything wrong with you when you're just going with how you feel. However, like others in the thread have suggested, if it is a problem for you, seek the advice of a professional. I'd rule out the medical stuff first, then move onto the psychological. If it does turn out that you're asexual, there are large communities out there that you can share your experiences with and try to understand yourself. There aren't very many references to asexuality in our societies and knowing that there are others out there can be helpful.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Laurnil » 20 May 2014, 08:46

Elomin Sha wrote:Elomins hide.


I FOUND YOU!

Tag, you're it! No tag backs!
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 20 May 2014, 09:01

Didn't say anything about burn backs. Excuse me while I unlock the napalm shed.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Master Gunner » 20 May 2014, 10:30

Um...yeah...about that shed. You see...Fayili was being all a dragon again, and I poked her one too many times.........

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 20 May 2014, 10:59

I will have to have a word with her about this false fire malarkey.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Dutch guy » 20 May 2014, 12:16

THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Laurnil » 20 May 2014, 13:24

Elomin, you're wasting time not tagging someone else. We all know you wouldn't be able to burn me. I'm too useful to you.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 20 May 2014, 14:06

True. But you know soon I will be trying to 'tag' someone.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Laurnil » 20 May 2014, 14:41

Hahaha! Cute! You haven't done that yet?
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