The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Have you tried different sizes too?
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I honestly don't know, how does one measure condom size?
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I think it says on the box what size is appropriate for what. I've only ever bought them once so I don't remember that well. I just remember really studying the box to make sure I got the right things.
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Yeah, it may be a size issue. Some brands have a grab bag product that allows you to try out their range so it becomes easier to determine one that's right for you.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
You can try different sizes, some brands also do "fitted" ones that have differing width to give a closer fit along the entire length so to speak without you having to use smaller size condoms that would be more uncomfortable in places where there might be a greater circumference. These usually are not the cheapest brands though.
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It's possible you're unrolling them the wrong way? They usually loosen off if you do.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
^ I was about to suggest the same thing, make sure you put them on correctly. Be careful they're not inside out and unroll as far as possible. Whenever I had a condom that didn't stay on properly, it was because it wasn't rolled down far enough. For me it was harder to roll the condom down at the end of the shaft, so in the beginning I thought that it was as far as it could go. Turns out I was wrong and just needed a bit more practice/help.
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Not sure why but a few weeks ago my interest to actually try sex rose.
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That is one possible explanation.
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No, I think we've finally pulled you down to our level.
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Because it's hard to do it standing up.
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says you
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Depending on your height difference it is pretty much a lot of work for at least one person.
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I'm 1.78m, good luck trying to get me off my vertical base.
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If you know what I mean!
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Good luck trying to get me off my horizontal base when I'm sleeping.
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Elomin Sha wrote:Good luck trying to get me off my horizontal base when I'm sleeping.
There's a morning wood joke here but I can't quite really work around it.
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I don't do any agriculture in my room.
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So I've developed an imaginary harem of sexy women to cater to my every need. They all have names and backstories.
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Coping mechanisms are fun, aren't they?
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It's got to be better than have worry attacks to important matters and the only way to cope is to listen to Creed and Nickleback while you huddle in a dark, damp, corner; shaking.
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Prospero101 wrote:So I've developed an imaginary harem of sexy women to cater to my every need. They all have names and backstories.
Coping mechanisms are fun, aren't they?
So basically you've been playing Katawa Shoujo.
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I don't even know what that is.
It's all over but the crying. And the taxes.
"Perfectionism might look good in his shiny shoes, but he's kind of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties."
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They're a Canadian band and - Oh. You meant- Carry on.
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*emerges from the Wikipedia hole, gasping for breath*
Christ, I now know far, far too much about erotic Japanese visual novels. I'm actually curious enough to give one a try.
Christ, I now know far, far too much about erotic Japanese visual novels. I'm actually curious enough to give one a try.
It's all over but the crying. And the taxes.
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