The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 06 Dec 2013, 15:30

Pretty much.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 06 Dec 2013, 15:50

Why would you want to be a hermit?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 06 Dec 2013, 15:58

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 06 Dec 2013, 16:08

But if you decided to become a hermit why complain about it? :)
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 06 Dec 2013, 16:09

Who's complaining? I'm full of content.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby The Jester » 06 Dec 2013, 16:10

The real reason is that he desperately wants to be deep within a damp [dare I suggest; moist?] crevasse.
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Postby viscomica » 06 Dec 2013, 16:10

Was the sentence "No one's ever around me" a declarative statement rather than a complaint?
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Postby Elomin Sha » 06 Dec 2013, 16:15

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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 06 Dec 2013, 16:58

His avatar is actually a photograph of his primary light source
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Postby viscomica » 06 Dec 2013, 17:01

Fair enough :D
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Bebop Man » 06 Dec 2013, 17:23

I never got that avatar. Is it supposed to be a beam of light penetrating a an underwater crevice?
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Postby auberginequeen » 06 Dec 2013, 18:24

If there's one thing Monty Python taught me it's that hermits are just like you and me.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Darkobra » 06 Dec 2013, 19:24

Bebop Man wrote:I never got that avatar. Is it supposed to be a beam of light penetrating a an underwater crevice?


If I remember right, that's exactly what it is.
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Postby ex-Lurker » 06 Dec 2013, 20:00

How do you get internet connection/run a computer underwater?
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Postby Master Gunner » 06 Dec 2013, 20:04

With lasers, clearly.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby auberginequeen » 06 Dec 2013, 23:56

TIL Elomin is aquatic. ... Explains a lot, actually. Including the fascination with fire.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 07 Dec 2013, 00:21

He's really big into liquid cooling is all
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 07 Dec 2013, 10:17

TIL?
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"Today I Learned", I believe.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 07 Dec 2013, 11:44

Ah.

With the aquatic thing I can hold my breath for quite a while but that's only because I forget to breathe sometimes and my body has developed a coping method.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby ex-Lurker » 08 Dec 2013, 00:43

You know, that "coping method" tends to be "dying" are you sure you're not a zombie of some sort?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 08 Dec 2013, 10:08

If so, might explain why I don't get erections. No blood flow.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby ex-Lurker » 08 Dec 2013, 11:34

I believe that the best way to test this is to eat some brains.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 08 Dec 2013, 11:38

Technically I do because saveloys did have pig brains as an ingredient for a while.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby ex-Lurker » 08 Dec 2013, 11:41

Done, zombie.
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