The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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Something tells me Fayili is being a very lucky girl.
I'm not, I just sliced the point of my index finger open. OWWWWWWWWW!
I'm not, I just sliced the point of my index finger open. OWWWWWWWWW!
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
Now my question is what were you doing with that finger to warrant a post to the sex thread?
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What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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I was trying to catch a razor that I knocked into a sink while shaving. As I grabbed, I managed to push against the blades behind the head of the razor. Those are sharper than you'd think.
Now the question is, why am I ever in here any way?
Now the question is, why am I ever in here any way?
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I have a friend with a katana. It slid off his wall when he was sharpening it and it was going for his foot. He thought he was better off trying to grab it than losing a toe.
Blade caught him right on the forearm and cut elbow to palm.
Now I'm going to give you the same advice I gave him. GET OUT THE WAY OF A MOVING BLADE!
Blade caught him right on the forearm and cut elbow to palm.
Now I'm going to give you the same advice I gave him. GET OUT THE WAY OF A MOVING BLADE!
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But with knives.
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Whilst woodturning, I once lost concentration, dug a chisel into the wood and sent the blade (a six inch stick of high speed steel) flying past my head over my shoulder. A turner I once saw online lost concentration whilst sharpening once, got the chisel stuck between the grinding wheel & the wall of the bench grinder, utterly destroyed the grinding wheel and buried the blade three inches into the floor about a hand's width away from his food.
That kinda thing, combined with the 5 fingers collectively lost by my two woodturning tutors, reminds me how dangerous this hobby is.
That kinda thing, combined with the 5 fingers collectively lost by my two woodturning tutors, reminds me how dangerous this hobby is.
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I liked a warning sign I once saw on a lathe somewhere:
"This machine doesn't have a brain, use your own"
Most wood and metal working machines will give you a VERY bad day if you use them wrong.
"This machine doesn't have a brain, use your own"
Most wood and metal working machines will give you a VERY bad day if you use them wrong.
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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I'll need a warning sign for any potential partner: "Warning, may contain disappointment."
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Dutch guy wrote:I liked a warning sign I once saw on a lathe somewhere:
"This machine doesn't have a brain, use your own"
Most wood and metal working machines will give you a VERY bad day if you use them wrong.
Yup, they be fickle beasts, and rightly so. For some reason, well-built safeguards in machines always make me feel terribly satisfied that someone, somewhere was doing their job properly- default darkened welding masks was one such example that came up recently.
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And then some of my teachers where still surprised I told them the first thing I would do on any lathe I would own personally is rip of the bloody chuck guard. Because it does NOTHING but get in the way.
Said teachers would also not accept my concept of a binary Chuck key that can only exist in 2 states. In your hand or in/on the storage location. The argument "yeah but if you're going to just swap a piece around its easier to leave the key in the chuck" IS NOT AN ARGUMENT! Take the key out, put it aside, swap the piece, pick up the key, its not that hard. Leaving the key in the chuck becomes a bad habit. Bad habits combined with high speed machinery kills!
Said teachers would also not accept my concept of a binary Chuck key that can only exist in 2 states. In your hand or in/on the storage location. The argument "yeah but if you're going to just swap a piece around its easier to leave the key in the chuck" IS NOT AN ARGUMENT! Take the key out, put it aside, swap the piece, pick up the key, its not that hard. Leaving the key in the chuck becomes a bad habit. Bad habits combined with high speed machinery kills!
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I will say one thing for a chuck guard- it does mean you notice when you do actually leave the chuck key in! (my own stupid fault I know) Especially if the machine won't turn on without the chuck guard in place
Wood laths, however, don't have chuck guards. They are wonderfully... organic machines, somehow.
Wood laths, however, don't have chuck guards. They are wonderfully... organic machines, somehow.
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Hence my point about the chuck key being either in your hand (while using it in the chuck) or safely put away. It should never be in the chuck while you are not holding it.
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Unfortunately, excitable 15 year olds are forgetful beings
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When I was doing GCSE DT a kid in my class put a soldering iron through his hand... Literally, through.
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What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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Hepheastus wrote:When I was doing GCSE DT a kid in my class put a soldering iron through his hand... Literally, through.
How in the world does one manage that?
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I love the smell of warm sawdust.
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Your randomness is much needed Elomin.
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It keeps me entertained.
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What, it's a legit point. Warm sawdust smells amazing, even if it is ruining your lungs in the process.
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Dutch guy wrote:Hepheastus wrote:When I was doing GCSE DT a kid in my class put a soldering iron through his hand... Literally, through.
How in the world does one manage that?
Well my DT room had wooden desk around the edge of the room and on the desk were metal racks that held the irons (among other things). So this guy switched the Iron on to let it head up and placed it back in the rack, with the pointy end facing up, then walked of to do something else (two very big nos there. You never leave a soldering iron on unattended and you never put it back on the rack if it's on). About five minuets later the guy remembers about the iron, rushes back to his desk, trips on something and throws out his hand to catch his fall and the hot end of the iron went right through his hand. No blood luckily but he had severely reduced dexterity in his hand after that
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What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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Everyone needs warm or burning sawdust in their lives! Embrace the lung condition.
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My Granddad used to own a tool factory in Sheffield (Though I never saw it in operation, I've looked through one of his old buildings a few times)
My Dad used to do a few jobs there, mostly carrying boxes around, and there were two handle turners who were brothers and worked on lathes all day in a corner, and you'd be able to tell whether they were there (constantly noisy everywhere sort of place, a lot of bustle) from across the room because periodically a plume of sawdust would blossom up towards the ceiling when one of them sneezed.
My granddad apparently used to employ a number of remarkably skilled toolmakers, we've still got a few remarkably specific toolmaking tools around the garage.
My Dad used to do a few jobs there, mostly carrying boxes around, and there were two handle turners who were brothers and worked on lathes all day in a corner, and you'd be able to tell whether they were there (constantly noisy everywhere sort of place, a lot of bustle) from across the room because periodically a plume of sawdust would blossom up towards the ceiling when one of them sneezed.
My granddad apparently used to employ a number of remarkably skilled toolmakers, we've still got a few remarkably specific toolmaking tools around the garage.
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Whenever I turn a new piece, especially now I've learned to cut properly, I get this huge pile of beautiful, long, snaky shavings beneath the lathe- they start fires wonderfully.
...sorry, was anyone planning on using this Sex Thread?
...sorry, was anyone planning on using this Sex Thread?
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How do you know they aren't? There's all kinds of weird fetishes out there.
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My story had a sex simile for those that looked hard enough
Discere linguam Latinam fuit perditio tempore in schola
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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