The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 20 Jun 2014, 01:22

Something tells me Fayili is being a very lucky girl.
I'm not, I just sliced the point of my index finger open. OWWWWWWWWW!
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Hepheastus » 20 Jun 2014, 03:44

Now my question is what were you doing with that finger to warrant a post to the sex thread? :P
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Postby Elomin Sha » 20 Jun 2014, 04:10

I was trying to catch a razor that I knocked into a sink while shaving. As I grabbed, I managed to push against the blades behind the head of the razor. Those are sharper than you'd think.

Now the question is, why am I ever in here any way?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Darkobra » 20 Jun 2014, 09:13

I have a friend with a katana. It slid off his wall when he was sharpening it and it was going for his foot. He thought he was better off trying to grab it than losing a toe.

Blade caught him right on the forearm and cut elbow to palm.

Now I'm going to give you the same advice I gave him. GET OUT THE WAY OF A MOVING BLADE!
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 20 Jun 2014, 12:44

Whilst woodturning, I once lost concentration, dug a chisel into the wood and sent the blade (a six inch stick of high speed steel) flying past my head over my shoulder. A turner I once saw online lost concentration whilst sharpening once, got the chisel stuck between the grinding wheel & the wall of the bench grinder, utterly destroyed the grinding wheel and buried the blade three inches into the floor about a hand's width away from his food.

That kinda thing, combined with the 5 fingers collectively lost by my two woodturning tutors, reminds me how dangerous this hobby is.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Dutch guy » 20 Jun 2014, 13:12

I liked a warning sign I once saw on a lathe somewhere:
"This machine doesn't have a brain, use your own"

Most wood and metal working machines will give you a VERY bad day if you use them wrong.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 20 Jun 2014, 13:22

I'll need a warning sign for any potential partner: "Warning, may contain disappointment."
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 20 Jun 2014, 13:33

Dutch guy wrote:I liked a warning sign I once saw on a lathe somewhere:
"This machine doesn't have a brain, use your own"

Most wood and metal working machines will give you a VERY bad day if you use them wrong.


Yup, they be fickle beasts, and rightly so. For some reason, well-built safeguards in machines always make me feel terribly satisfied that someone, somewhere was doing their job properly- default darkened welding masks was one such example that came up recently.
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Postby Dutch guy » 20 Jun 2014, 13:56

And then some of my teachers where still surprised I told them the first thing I would do on any lathe I would own personally is rip of the bloody chuck guard. Because it does NOTHING but get in the way.

Said teachers would also not accept my concept of a binary Chuck key that can only exist in 2 states. In your hand or in/on the storage location. The argument "yeah but if you're going to just swap a piece around its easier to leave the key in the chuck" IS NOT AN ARGUMENT! Take the key out, put it aside, swap the piece, pick up the key, its not that hard. Leaving the key in the chuck becomes a bad habit. Bad habits combined with high speed machinery kills!
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 20 Jun 2014, 14:03

I will say one thing for a chuck guard- it does mean you notice when you do actually leave the chuck key in! (my own stupid fault I know) Especially if the machine won't turn on without the chuck guard in place

Wood laths, however, don't have chuck guards. They are wonderfully... organic machines, somehow.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Dutch guy » 20 Jun 2014, 14:08

Hence my point about the chuck key being either in your hand (while using it in the chuck) or safely put away. It should never be in the chuck while you are not holding it.
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 20 Jun 2014, 14:26

Unfortunately, excitable 15 year olds are forgetful beings
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Hepheastus » 23 Jun 2014, 00:03

When I was doing GCSE DT a kid in my class put a soldering iron through his hand... Literally, through.
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Hepheastus wrote:When I was doing GCSE DT a kid in my class put a soldering iron through his hand... Literally, through.


How in the world does one manage that?
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Postby Elomin Sha » 23 Jun 2014, 10:15

I love the smell of warm sawdust.
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Postby viscomica » 23 Jun 2014, 15:37

Your randomness is much needed Elomin.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 23 Jun 2014, 22:36

It keeps me entertained.
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 24 Jun 2014, 00:40

What, it's a legit point. Warm sawdust smells amazing, even if it is ruining your lungs in the process.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Hepheastus » 24 Jun 2014, 00:58

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Hepheastus wrote:When I was doing GCSE DT a kid in my class put a soldering iron through his hand... Literally, through.


How in the world does one manage that?


Well my DT room had wooden desk around the edge of the room and on the desk were metal racks that held the irons (among other things). So this guy switched the Iron on to let it head up and placed it back in the rack, with the pointy end facing up, then walked of to do something else (two very big nos there. You never leave a soldering iron on unattended and you never put it back on the rack if it's on). About five minuets later the guy remembers about the iron, rushes back to his desk, trips on something and throws out his hand to catch his fall and the hot end of the iron went right through his hand. No blood luckily but he had severely reduced dexterity in his hand after that
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Postby Elomin Sha » 24 Jun 2014, 01:03

Everyone needs warm or burning sawdust in their lives! Embrace the lung condition.
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Postby Ptangmatik » 24 Jun 2014, 01:26

My Granddad used to own a tool factory in Sheffield (Though I never saw it in operation, I've looked through one of his old buildings a few times)

My Dad used to do a few jobs there, mostly carrying boxes around, and there were two handle turners who were brothers and worked on lathes all day in a corner, and you'd be able to tell whether they were there (constantly noisy everywhere sort of place, a lot of bustle) from across the room because periodically a plume of sawdust would blossom up towards the ceiling when one of them sneezed.

My granddad apparently used to employ a number of remarkably skilled toolmakers, we've still got a few remarkably specific toolmaking tools around the garage.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 24 Jun 2014, 02:00

Whenever I turn a new piece, especially now I've learned to cut properly, I get this huge pile of beautiful, long, snaky shavings beneath the lathe- they start fires wonderfully.

...sorry, was anyone planning on using this Sex Thread?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Ptangmatik » 24 Jun 2014, 03:04

How do you know they aren't? There's all kinds of weird fetishes out there.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Hepheastus » 24 Jun 2014, 04:07

My story had a sex simile for those that looked hard enough :P
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