The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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Creepy. Very creepy. In fact, she probably took it personally that you never texted back, got over you long ago and might have even completely forgot about you. Then you text out of nowhere and everything becomes a dramatic mess.
Just let it go.
Just let it go.
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Well, speaking from a girl's point of view I would regard that as "might or might not be true" I guess you won't know if she'll consider it creepy or not unless you message her. Chances are she will not text you back but you might be surprised. So go for it.
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Personally I would like receiving a text back. However I wouldn't like the "I've always wondered what could have happened" because it puts a lot of pressure. You should probably go "Hey, just received that text from 2010 when getting a new phone. Are you still (her name)? What's up?" or something like that. Then she'll let you know if she wants to talk or meet or whatever.
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I would agree with Avistew here, a nice message about you just having recieved her message expressing more ammusement and sounding more of "hey, long time no see, let's catch up" is the way to go here. The "what could have happened" angle sounds the creepy alarms in my reptilian brain though...
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Thanks guys! See, these things are good for me to know. I should have figured out the "what if" question would sound crazy by myself, only I'm not very good at talking to people. I shall follow your advice, and my heart. . .in a few hours when it's not the middle of the night.
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Personally I wouldn't believe your story from the girl's POV. It would sound like you got sidetracked with another person and now that you're done with her you remember me. You monster.
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Honestly, I wouldn't expect someone who got sidetracked to still have my number. I guess nowadays it's easy to keep numbers on your phone (my husband got a new phone and tried to sort his contacts; tons of them, he hadn't talked to the person in 5-10 years) but I still have the reflex of thinking if someone isn't interested, they'll delete my number right away.
Anyways, how did it go?
Anyways, how did it go?
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What about side tracked?
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How dare you bring Ray Comfort into this thread.
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Brings a whole new meaning to 'Human-Cyborg Relations'...
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Well, what better way to facilitate communications and terminate hostilities?
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So...like, they use the copywritten logo/typeface...so are these licensed by Disney?
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Avistew wrote:Anyways, how did it go?
No news yet. But I guess it would be fair to give her at least three years.
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Going cold turkey for about a week now and yesterday I had a very awkward dream. Chocolate is the only thing keeping me sane. (Yes, I'm getting weird)
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I think chocolate is the only thing keeping a fair few of us sane, myself included.
Then again, I do keep having conversations with horses.
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I don't eat chocolate all that often, but when I do it's to keep sane!
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I gorge on the meat and flesh of the mythical saveloys.
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Elomin Sha wrote:I gorge on the meat and flesh of the mythical saveloys.
How do they compare with our slaveboys of past years?
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What is it about sex and chocolate anyway?
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Chocolate (as in the cocoa bean) is a mild aphrodisiac. It also hits the same pleasure centre of the brain as sex (if I remember right).
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Dammit, now I want chocolate.
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Fezzul wrote:Chocolate (as in the cocoa bean) is a mild aphrodisiac. It also hits the same pleasure centre of the brain as sex (if I remember right).
Not just that; a study done a few years ago found that in some people (predominantly women) more pleasure receptors are fired off in the brain from a piece of dark chocolate than from a passionate kiss.
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