The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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I do thrive on strange but I'm not going to ask Fayili or anyone else to take minutes of what is happening during bedroom gymnastics.
I've got the fast growing tree that's encircling the corners of my room with red/purple flowers on its boughs to deal with.
I've got the fast growing tree that's encircling the corners of my room with red/purple flowers on its boughs to deal with.
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Also, what are you doing in Fayili's closet?
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There seems to be a connecting tunnel from my wardrobe to there. I heard strange noises and wanted to tell the demons to be quiet.
The things I've seen. They're not natural.
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So you're saying she lives in Narnia.
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I'm not allowed to stop over in Narnia to Fayili's closet. It adds and extra 2 seconds to my journey.
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So... today I was at the mall with my friend and a couple were humping the living daylights out of each other in a corner... It wasn't even dark, and everyone could watch. I'm down with pda lest it becomes having sex with clothing on. That's where I draw the line. Why random couple at the mall, why?
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You're down with what now? Personal digital assistant? Parenteral Drug Association?
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Bebop Man wrote:You're down with what now? Personal digital assistant? Parenteral Drug Association?
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Bebop Man wrote:viscomica wrote:Or magic.
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Lord Hosk wrote:iamafish wrote:Fayili wrote:My front?
all of it?
how does that work, even with people the same height?Click to Expand
that seems impractical, especially if there was a significant height difference (actually I'd think that the woman would have to be at least the same height as the man to make it work)
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Height isn't as big an issue as having both genitalia more or less at the same level. I'm taller than my girlfriend but she has longer legs, so that evens it out. Also, about the sex-against-the-wall thing: the positioning means you have to thrust up rather than forward, which is a little awkward. The more the female bends forward against the wall, the vagina becomes more horizontal, meaning you can thrust forward rather than up.
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maybe my girlfriend just has short legs (or I have long legs, or both)
I assumed some level of bending over from the woman, at which point the wall seems to become a less of a factor (although I can't really see the appeal of being flat up against the wall in the first place, but each to their own). I suppose one could lean one's hands against the wall.
I assumed some level of bending over from the woman, at which point the wall seems to become a less of a factor (although I can't really see the appeal of being flat up against the wall in the first place, but each to their own). I suppose one could lean one's hands against the wall.
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The appeal is that it hits the G-spot really nicely, in some women. And, having the wall there gives the woman something to brace against and allows her to push back and have a little more control of the speed and rhythm.
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Also it's really hot.
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That sounds like a radiator to me.
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Elomin...whatever you do, don't put your penis on a radiator.
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This is me you're talking to. What makes you think I haven't done it already?
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I was really hoping that you hadn't. That has to be painful. And, your penis is good. You should be good to it.
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And penis,and vagina, thou shalt love each other.
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And, if your into another sort of thing, love that thing as well.
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New Religion: The Good Sex Religion.
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Of course I haven't done that. I don't think the rigours put on the penis through hand or vaginal are loving it.
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The only way I know how to respond to that will cause more rumors about us dating, but....
My tongue can be very good to your penis, Elomin. I'm not offering; I'm just saying it could.
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if masturbation or sex can be described as rigors put on the penis, you're doing it wrong...
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And low, the penis was loved by the tongue, and it was good, so the tongue ventured to the vagina, and it was good. So the second day came, and many people came, and it was good. *2nd sex thread, Chapter 127 Vrs 25
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