The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Darkobra » 11 Dec 2013, 22:21

ex-Lurker wrote:Since we're talking about accents, I came from Taiwan, am fluent in Mandarin, but learned English in Canada. I have no Chinese accent, I've theorized that this is because I learned from people without accents and learned the language at a young age, is this a valid thing? Any other multilingual people who don't have an "expected" accent?


I have a friend from Somalia who sounds American. I have another friend from the Czech Republic who sounds Scottish. Which is a very stark contrast to another friend who strongly sounds Czech.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 12 Dec 2013, 01:37

I'm French and although I have an accent, people can never place it, and sometimes it's thought to be my native language and just an accent the people aren't familiar with. People have although thought it was German.

It certainly isn't your "typical" French accent (although most "French" accents in movies are fake. Lots of French actors complain in interviews that when they shoot movies in English, they're asked to fake accents they don't actually have).
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 12 Dec 2013, 02:20

Since the PhD students in the department come from about 25 different countries I hear a lot of accents on a regular basis. I have a friend who moved to Australia from Poland when he was 13 (he is about 28 now) who has a hard to place accent. It's neither Australian nor Polish or even what you would think a mix would be. According to him, his younger sister has a stereotypical West Melbourne accent.

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Postby Master Gunner » 12 Dec 2013, 04:44

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ex-Lurker wrote:Since we're talking about accents, I came from Taiwan, am fluent in Mandarin, but learned English in Canada. I have no Chinese accent, I've theorized that this is because I learned from people without accents and learned the language at a young age, is this a valid thing? Any other multilingual people who don't have an "expected" accent?


I have a friend from Somalia who sounds American. I have another friend from the Czech Republic who sounds Scottish. Which is a very stark contrast to another friend who strongly sounds Czech.


You're right on, ex-Lurker. Young children can typically pronounce any phoneme (the basic sounds used in a language) used in human languages, but we lose that ability as we grow order, and find it harder to use phonemes from outside the languages we use on a regular basis. That's why some people who learn a English as an adult find it difficult to pronounce R or L sounds, depending on what their native languages are. It is only expected they'd pass this way of speaking on to anyone that they teach. But if you learn a language at a young age from native speakers, it's much easier to adapt to a different phonology, so you'll adopt whatever dialect they use. A friend of mine was born in Taiwan, but his family moved to Quebec before he learned to speak, then moved to New Brunswick a few years later. So he speaks English with a slight Quebec accent instead.

I've never been to Scotland (or even left Canada), but managed to adopt a Scottish accent from my father. Though according to his mother, he'd adopted an American accent by that point (Americans are likely to disagree on that point). Since my accent is fairly weak, it can be hard to place - I've being told it's anywhere in the British Isles (the usual misconceptions), Russian, or Southern US.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Bebop Man » 12 Dec 2013, 07:41

Speaking of sex I just returned from seeing Don Jon. If there was ever going to be a movie where Scarlett Johansson showed some skin that would've been it. So I'm mildly disappointed. On a more serious note, very good movie about how relationships are defined by our ideals and expectations rather than what the other person has to offer and what we can realistically provide in return.
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Postby viscomica » 12 Dec 2013, 13:46

I will watch purely because JGL is in it. Hmm, I'm yet to decide if Scarlett Johansson is a good actress or not, I haven't watched many of her films.
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 14 Dec 2013, 03:56

Huh. Tomska did a thing. This thing happens to fulfil its stated purpose about as well as physically possible.
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Postby JustAName » 14 Dec 2013, 12:35

Do you guys even know how many sexes I am going to have tomorrow?

The answer is all of them. All the sexes.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 14 Dec 2013, 12:40

You're trying to make a lot of people jealous aren't you?
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Postby Lord Hosk » 14 Dec 2013, 13:10

Fayili wrote:Do you guys even know how many sexes I am going to have tomorrow?

The answer is all of them. All the sexes.


I dont believe you.
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Postby Master Gunner » 14 Dec 2013, 17:08

Will you be making it a competition, Hosk?
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Postby Lord Hosk » 14 Dec 2013, 17:40

Yes, She cant have ALL the sex, unless she is having sex with all the people... and I ain't playing...

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby JustAName » 14 Dec 2013, 17:49

No, see, I've found a way to transmute sex to energy and then back to sex with another individual. So I'll be stealing all the sex, and then having it all with IX.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby empath » 14 Dec 2013, 19:09

aHA! That's why I've been feeling run down and kinda listless for the last couple of days! You've been testing things on ME, haven't you, missy!?!

(by the by, I imagine zyxst wants to thank you ;P )

Seriously though; bonne chance, mes amis. :D
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Postby Lord Hosk » 14 Dec 2013, 19:19

Dear Thor! You will cause that poor lad to have the best evening of his life! Are you prepared for the consequences?

He might... take you out for a nice meal, or Odin forbid, make you food.

Are you sure you are mature enough to handle that kind of thing?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby ex-Lurker » 14 Dec 2013, 20:16

Or even say he loves you, the calamity!
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Postby JustAName » 14 Dec 2013, 20:26

ex-Lurker wrote:Or even say he loves you, the calamity!


That's not a new one. :P

The cooking is, though. I'd be mighty impressed if he learned to cook since I was in Ireland.
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Postby Master Gunner » 14 Dec 2013, 20:38

He should at least learn how to use the slow cooker and the grill.
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 15 Dec 2013, 12:30

empath wrote:Seriously though; bone chance, mes amis. :D


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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 15 Dec 2013, 18:37

I fear this has become the "brag about the sex I just had" thread. Have we run out of topics dear lrr fellows? ;)
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Postby Bebop Man » 15 Dec 2013, 21:46

We totally wanted sex and then we had sex with our sex organs until it was over. How's that for a brag?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby JustAName » 15 Dec 2013, 22:51

He is still too tall for him to bang me from behind against a wall. Disappointing. Good sex when we moved to the bed, though.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 15 Dec 2013, 23:19

Have you tried standing on something? They sell steps for that purpose. Well, maybe not for that purpose, but they work.
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