The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Darkobra » 06 Mar 2014, 14:43

Creepy. Very creepy. In fact, she probably took it personally that you never texted back, got over you long ago and might have even completely forgot about you. Then you text out of nowhere and everything becomes a dramatic mess.

Just let it go.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 06 Mar 2014, 14:46

Well, speaking from a girl's point of view I would regard that as "might or might not be true" I guess you won't know if she'll consider it creepy or not unless you message her. Chances are she will not text you back but you might be surprised. So go for it.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 06 Mar 2014, 15:50

Personally I would like receiving a text back. However I wouldn't like the "I've always wondered what could have happened" because it puts a lot of pressure. You should probably go "Hey, just received that text from 2010 when getting a new phone. Are you still (her name)? What's up?" or something like that. Then she'll let you know if she wants to talk or meet or whatever.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Kortanios » 06 Mar 2014, 18:06

I would agree with Avistew here, a nice message about you just having recieved her message expressing more ammusement and sounding more of "hey, long time no see, let's catch up" is the way to go here. The "what could have happened" angle sounds the creepy alarms in my reptilian brain though...
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Amake » 06 Mar 2014, 18:33

Thanks guys! See, these things are good for me to know. I should have figured out the "what if" question would sound crazy by myself, only I'm not very good at talking to people. I shall follow your advice, and my heart. . .in a few hours when it's not the middle of the night.

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Bebop Man » 07 Mar 2014, 06:22

Personally I wouldn't believe your story from the girl's POV. It would sound like you got sidetracked with another person and now that you're done with her you remember me. You monster.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Avistew » 07 Mar 2014, 11:03

Honestly, I wouldn't expect someone who got sidetracked to still have my number. I guess nowadays it's easy to keep numbers on your phone (my husband got a new phone and tried to sort his contacts; tons of them, he hadn't talked to the person in 5-10 years) but I still have the reflex of thinking if someone isn't interested, they'll delete my number right away.

Anyways, how did it go?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Lord Hosk » 07 Mar 2014, 11:32

What about side tracked?

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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Elomin Sha » 07 Mar 2014, 11:34

How dare you bring Ray Comfort into this thread.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Fezzul » 07 Mar 2014, 11:55

Brings a whole new meaning to 'Human-Cyborg Relations'...
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Postby Elomin Sha » 07 Mar 2014, 11:57

Get out.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Prospero101 » 07 Mar 2014, 12:18

Well, what better way to facilitate communications and terminate hostilities?
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Postby Bebop Man » 07 Mar 2014, 12:28

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Postby Prospero101 » 07 Mar 2014, 12:50

So...like, they use the copywritten logo/typeface...so are these licensed by Disney?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Amake » 07 Mar 2014, 13:12

Avistew wrote:Anyways, how did it go?

No news yet. But I guess it would be fair to give her at least three years.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby viscomica » 22 Mar 2014, 21:42

Going cold turkey for about a week now and yesterday I had a very awkward dream. Chocolate is the only thing keeping me sane. (Yes, I'm getting weird) ;)
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Ptangmatik » 23 Mar 2014, 02:03

I think chocolate is the only thing keeping a fair few of us sane, myself included.

Then again, I do keep having conversations with horses.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Deedles » 23 Mar 2014, 05:45

I don't eat chocolate all that often, but when I do it's to keep sane!
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I gorge on the meat and flesh of the mythical saveloys.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby nicholasmc1 » 23 Mar 2014, 06:13

Elomin Sha wrote:I gorge on the meat and flesh of the mythical saveloys.

How do they compare with our slaveboys of past years?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Bebop Man » 23 Mar 2014, 06:28

What is it about sex and chocolate anyway?
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Fezzul » 23 Mar 2014, 08:17

Chocolate (as in the cocoa bean) is a mild aphrodisiac. It also hits the same pleasure centre of the brain as sex (if I remember right).
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby Master Gunner » 23 Mar 2014, 08:53

Dammit, now I want chocolate.
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Re: The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 23 Mar 2014, 12:34

Fezzul wrote:Chocolate (as in the cocoa bean) is a mild aphrodisiac. It also hits the same pleasure centre of the brain as sex (if I remember right).


Not just that; a study done a few years ago found that in some people (predominantly women) more pleasure receptors are fired off in the brain from a piece of dark chocolate than from a passionate kiss.
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