The Not Having Sex Thread

[Dutch guy]

I have not had sex since february, can I join?

Hmmmmmmm....

*Stares at Danzama*
I guess we can give you a tourist visa too.
*Stamps his passport and hold it out to him*

[Elomin Sha]

I have residency here.

[ex-Lurker]

Since we are apparently a country now, what should the name of our glorious leader be? /suggest topic of conversation
I vote God-King of Doom Mountain
(It's lonely at the top)

[Drdiggit42]

I nominate Elomin as our first God-King of Doom Mountain as he is the founder of this great nation.

[Elomin Sha]

Since I am the founder of this country, call me Dear King.

[Dibria]

I'm thinking Lord of the Forever Alone may be more appropriate.

[Geoff_B]

At least the line of succession is a non-issue

[TheRocket]

Wait, are those of us who are having sex allowed to come in here and tell you how much sex we are having like the people who weren't having sex always went into the sex thread and did?

Because I'm having sex.





Right now.

[LogicSword]

Ready the cannons, we're coming under attack!

[Danzama]

FIRE!

When did I become cannon operator?

[Tally]

Woowoo, go Rocket!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o/

[LogicSword]

Apparently that's one of the things the tourist visa grants.

Edit: Ninja Tally ¬¬

[AmazingPjotrMan]

We're all wankers really.

[EnglishMQ]

Hay, I qualify, can I lodge here for, say, a few weeks?

[goat]

Wait, are those of us who are having sex allowed to come in here and tell you how much sex we are having like the people who weren't having sex always went into the sex thread and did?

Because I'm having sex.





Right
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now.

FTFY

[JustAName]

Drat, I was going to do that, but I would have had to wait a few weeks. Well done, Rocket. Meantime, I haven't since January. So there, Dan! Wait, is that something to brag about?

[King Kool]

Since I am the founder of this country, call me Dear King.

Pardon me?

[Digital Dolphin]

Had I willing partner, I would totally have sex while writing in this thread. Just saying.

[TheRocket]

Drat, I was going to do that, but I would have had to wait a few weeks. Well done, Rocket. Meantime, I haven't since January. So there, Dan! Wait, is that something to brag about?

Well, I was just kidding around. I wouldn't be on the forum while having sex I would definitely be doing better things.

I'm in a different country than Wraith so you know... his wang chung is big but not cross continent big.

[tamaness]

I think I'd have a hard time posting to the forum while doing a horizontal tango. Maybe if I were to write up the post first, then click the "post" button mid-coitus.

[JustAName]

Maybe during a pause in the thrusting?

[tamaness]

You're not still somewhat preoccupied during pauses?

[TheRocket]

Hit a letter during a downstroke!

[Avistew]

Wouldn't be that tricky... bent over, computer on a table in front of you, partner behind you if you're receiving that way...

Or sitting at your desk, partner under your desk if you're receiving that other way...

Or even, depending on the people involved, laptop on the bottom person's chest or back or something.

Anyways, I wanted a tourist visa too. I left the US in April and probably won't go back until the end of the year. No sex while I'm in France, although that only holds true if you don't count distance sex.
If you count it... I'll just visit you guys every so often and go back to the sex country in the meantime.

[Ottoman]

Wow, I turn my back for a few days, and suddenly there's a thread for wizards? There's hope for this place after all.