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The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 26 May 2012, 14:41

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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby Drdiggit42 » 26 May 2012, 14:43

This is now a thread about porn.
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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 26 May 2012, 14:43

No.
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Postby Timelady » 26 May 2012, 14:44

Population: 2.

So. How 'bout them Red Sox?
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Postby Elomin Sha » 26 May 2012, 14:45

I prefer the Blue Jays.
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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby Drdiggit42 » 26 May 2012, 14:50

PORN!!!

Also you can add me.
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Population: 3
I prefer the Coyotes.
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Postby LogicSword » 26 May 2012, 14:54

Population 4. I have no interest in whatever sport you're on about.
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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby gcninja » 26 May 2012, 14:55

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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby Drdiggit42 » 26 May 2012, 14:56

I guess to keep in the format, Population: 5
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Postby Elomin Sha » 26 May 2012, 14:57

You guys do realise that once one of you do engage in sexual intercourse you will have to move out.
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Postby Geoff_B » 26 May 2012, 15:01

Is this going to turn into another bag?
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Postby Rikadyn » 26 May 2012, 15:02

Population: 6

I feel like I'll be here for a long long long while... -.-
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Postby Master Gunner » 26 May 2012, 15:03

Population: 7

When I move out, I'm taking you with me, Mr. Sha.
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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby Drdiggit42 » 26 May 2012, 15:06

Master Gunner wrote:Population: 7

When I move out, I'm taking you with me, Mr. Sha.


Ummm... does Elomin know how you feel about him?
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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby Dutch guy » 26 May 2012, 15:07

Population: 8

And I'm sorry, but I don't play the Pokemans.
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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby Alja-Markir » 26 May 2012, 15:09

Drdiggit42 wrote:This is now a thread about porn.
Elomin Sha wrote:No.

I think we can find a compromise.

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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby auberginequeen » 26 May 2012, 15:13

Well, technically, right now I'm not having sex.

Can I stay?
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Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 26 May 2012, 15:34

I'm a virgin!
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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby Dutch guy » 26 May 2012, 15:54

auberginequeen wrote:Well, technically, right now I'm not having sex.

Can I stay?


I guess we can provide a tourist visa.
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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby Psyclone » 26 May 2012, 16:51

Ooh, an exclusive club! I will indeed join you lovely people.
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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby goat » 26 May 2012, 17:57

auberginequeen wrote:Well, technically, right now I'm not having sex.

Can I stay?


I'd suggest they put those of us who are "tainted" in a roped off area together, but that is going to end well, least of all for the ground inside said area.



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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby empath » 26 May 2012, 18:09

Welp, Population: 9

"The Not Having Sex Thread"...yeah, I'm all over this - I'm married. Specifically I've been married more than a couple of years. 8)
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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby Fugiman » 26 May 2012, 18:13

Population 10.

Do I get VIP access for Never Having Sex?
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Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Postby King Kool » 26 May 2012, 19:25

Fugiman wrote:Population 10.

Do I get VIP access for Never Having Sex?


Get in line, Fugi. I'm ten years ahead of you on that one.
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